[identity profile] 2ndary-author.livejournal.com
Title: Eat Your Cake and Have It
Author: 2ndary_author
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Sheppard, McKay, references to Zelenka, Team
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1.033
Summary: Sheppard, Ford, and a river in Egypt
A/N: epigraph by Eddie Izzard, of course. **SPOILER: for Season 2**


eat your cake and have it )

Also, this doesn't get it's own post, because it's really a sequel to an amnesty entry...but for anyone who's been playing along at home: Signs of Rapture, Called Apocalypse (part the third)

tielan: (SGA - team)
[personal profile] tielan
Title: True Friends Help You Crucio The Witnesses
Author: Tielan
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: none, gen.
Wordcount: 183
Summary: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

True Friends Help You Crucio The Witnesses )
[identity profile] rhymer23.livejournal.com
Title: A Wraith's Guide to Food and Nutrition
Author: Eildon Rhymer ([livejournal.com profile] rhymer23)
Rating: PG
Words: c. 2500
Genre: Humour/crack. You have been warned.
Spoilers: Infection, sort of, though it's more spoilers for the very basic premise of the episode than for the actual plot.

Summary: In which the Wraith struggle with their diet, Sheppard and McKay struggle to play teacher, and everyone struggles with chocolate cake and other related evils.

A Wraith's Guide to Food and Nutrition )
[identity profile] wraithkeeper.livejournal.com
Title: Tomorrow
Author: wraithkeeper
Wordcount: ~500
Warnings: The ending could be seen as pre-slash, but it's pretty vague so it can easily be interpreted as just friendship. Spoilers for Sunday.
Disclaimer: Atlantis, John, Rodney, and Carson do not belong to me. It would be nice if they did!
Summary: Tomorrow we hide our grief, but today we share our pain.


Aug. 14th, 2007 04:27 pm
[identity profile] cesperanza.livejournal.com
Thank you for flying [livejournal.com profile] sga_flashfic: Cake or death? You can read the 32 challenge entries here or using the cake or death challenge tag.

New challenge coming right up.
briar_pipe: Actress on a bike with cherry blossoms (teyla)
[personal profile] briar_pipe
(Is this challenge still going? Like, whoa.)

Title: Diving Through the Universe
Author: the old briar pipe
Characters: Miko, Zelenka, McKay, various
Rating: G
Word Count: ~1600
A/N: Totally inspired by the Moody Blues ("The Best Way to Travel"). There are no overt pairings in here, but you can see whatever you want. Various AUs implied.

'It does not appear to be harmful,' Zelenka is saying when Miko turns the device sideways and disappears. )
[identity profile] cat-latin.livejournal.com
Title: Baked
Author:  Cat Latin
Fandom: SGA/Discworld crossover
Pairing:  McKay/Sheppard
Rating:  PG
Word Count: 1713
Notes:  Extreme silliness, written for the Cake or Death challenge.
Summary:  "So," Sheppard began brightly, looking up at Death. "I'll bet the Ascended really piss you off."

khriskin: (Default)
[personal profile] khriskin
TITLE: Or Cake
FANDOM: Stargate Atlantis
LENGTH/RATING: 439 words, PG
SUMMARY: Sometimes it's all about appearances.

I don't think that's going to work... )
[identity profile] hyperfocused.livejournal.com
Title: Fudging
Author: HYPERFocused
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
A/N: The beginning of this was comment fic for [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon's second kissing meme. The dessert in question was created by [livejournal.com profile] laylee I wanted to lick the screen when I saw it, and not because of the hot guys this time. The date referenced should be known to Doctor Who fans around the world. A bit late, having a bitch of a time with posting.

Vworrp, Vworrp )
[identity profile] pentapus.livejournal.com
Title: The Executive Transvestite
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] pentapus
Summary: John Sheppard, for the Cake or Death challenge, based rather more on the source than on either cake or death.


Like you do. )
[identity profile] saphanibaal.livejournal.com
-title- Amara (2/4)
-author- Sophonisba ([livejournal.com profile] saphanibaal)
-rating/warnings- Suitable for general audiences, except for one word. Which he had an excuse for, really..
-spoilers- "38 Minutes," "Sanctuary."
-characters- Sheppard, Rodney, Teyla, Ronon, others.
-disclaimer- SGA, of course, is not mine. One of the other characters belongs to, um, Alliance Atlantis. Sort of.
-word count- 2965
-summary- In which our heroes wait permission to be let endanger themselves in the Ancient building, and talk about food a lot.

The first part of this (back when I thought there would only be three) is posted to this community here; for a brief story-so-far, this is their second visit to a planet with a very short rotation period, they came during a fair, and one of the planetary leaders (named Nyla) has shown them an Ancient building which the locals called Keii's Maze and use to select said leaders: she's promised to speak to her fellows about letting Sheppard's team have a look-see inside at the same time as everyone else.

In a audiovisual scene, you can have Ronon standing around in the background and obviously present. In text, not so much. )
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[identity profile] leesa-perrie.livejournal.com

Title: Five Ways Cake Caused Rodney Pain

Author: Leesa Perrie
Rating: PG, Gen
Pairing: None
Spoilers: Potential for all three seasons.
Category: Angst with more than just a touch of humour.
Word Count: Um, 2,655
Warnings: None, except that part five hasn't been beta'ed yet.
Summary: Rodney, cake, pain and even a death of a OC.  What more do you want? Oh, friendship too.

[identity profile] veredus.livejournal.com
Title: Start With Cake
Author: Veredus
Rating: PG, slash
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Spoilers: none that I can think of
Category: humor
Word Count: Um, 3,557
Warnings: None
Summary: There were only two things that Rodney was good at: work and eating. People skills were not on that list, to the non-surprise of all who knew him.
AN: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lynnmonster for the speedy beta! This fic would've been far worse without you. *mwah*

Start with Cake )
[identity profile] flotternz.livejournal.com
Title: Tomorrow Never Knows
Author: flotternz
Word Count: 1400
Spoilers: None
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be.
Summary: When it happens, it doesn’t happen the way he’d expected it to.
Author's Note: This is the first SGA fic I've written (hell, the first thing I've written in way too long). Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] labellementeuse for the beta.

Tomorrow Never Knows )
[identity profile] tzi.livejournal.com
Title: Affaire du Coeur
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] tzi & [livejournal.com profile] zaganthi
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: PG-13. Ish.
Summary: They made croissants and Napoleons, and little chocolate foam things, but most importantly they made incredibly delicious cakes
Length: 4,726 words

Affaire du Coeur )
[identity profile] corinna-5.livejournal.com

Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] liviapenn, [livejournal.com profile] gchick, and [livejournal.com profile] runpunkrun for  beta-reading, vocabulary lessons, and general enthusiasm. The management takes no responsibility for any hunger pangs caused by reading this story!

Title: The Sweetest Thing
Author: [livejournal.com profile] corinna_5
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: Adult
Spoilers: AU. Seriously AU. No spoilers except for ongoing Brooklyn gentrification and at least one New York restaurant menu.
4000 words
Summary: "I am not getting back on train to Chelsea without a brownie."

The Sweetest Thing )
[identity profile] crazymadi.livejournal.com
Title: The High Price of Cake
Author: [livejournal.com profile] crazymadi
Word Count: 1,400
Spoilers: None
Rating: PG - ish
Disclaimer: I don't own a garsh-derned thing. If I did, I'd be rich.
Summary: Ummmm, I think you just need to read it.

The High Price of Cake )

mad_maudlin: (no no no)
[personal profile] mad_maudlin
Title: That Voodoo That You Do
Author: [livejournal.com profile] mad_maudlin
Rating: PG
Length: 6,000
Spoilers: Lots of little ones through the end of S3
Warnings: Kind of gross, in the end.
Summary: John leaned on the end of the bed, eyebrows up. "You know, McKay, I think Stephen King wrote a book like that."

A/N: I don't know where this idea came from, but it's had hold of me since the beginning of the challenge. Rodney paraphrases Mark Twain, and the Stephen King book it real, but John's actually thinking of the TV-movie version that he (like me) only saw part of.

This is all some kind of vicious cowboy voodoo plot, isn't it? )
[identity profile] ameretrifle.livejournal.com
Rating: PG, for language and... well... let's call it 'sheer wrongness'. Oh, and plenty of death.
Summary: Sometime in a very alternate future. "It's a choice," I say. "One of those things where you have two alternatives and you have to choose between them? This is your choice: cake or death."
Spoilers: ...First season. It'll make more sense if you've seen 'Hot Zone'. You may or may not want it to make more sense.
Notes: ...You know the spirit of this challenge? Take the inverse of that. That'll give you this fic. I think maybe I'll write two, so one can actually... be fun.
I'd already had this McKay in my head, and apparently he's more insidious than I thought, because he seized on this challenge before I knew what had hit me, and I really wish he hadn't made me write it in first-person. Jerk. *shivers* (no, seriously, he scares me; help)

Why do these fools always trust me so much? )
[identity profile] ameretrifle.livejournal.com
St. Ferris of Wheel

Rating: PG, gen
Summary: "Their fate rests on their ability to bake?" Teyla said, a look of abject horror coloring her face.
Notes: At the moment I have two responses for the "cake or death" challenge. This is because the first one I wrote was very... "or death". There was cake, but it was very, very or death. This one has more cake. And no death whatsoever. It also doesn't scare the living hell out of me like the other one, which is totally a bonus.
Whose-Line points to anyone who can spot the Calvin and Hobbes quote! (It may be because I read so much of that comic in my formative years that I have so little difficulty dealing with McKay...)

Who here has ever actually cooked anything? Besides dead animals. )


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