OMG, how much do I love this? Uh. Lots. Yep. I almost died laughing at so many parts. John's slacker attitude and lazy disposition finally explained, Katie as his drug dealer, Rodney trying to Just Say No! This fic had it all. It's like a demented after school special. So many lines had me busting a gut. This is one of my faves:

“You’re looking a little paranoid, there, Rodney,” he said, smiling like he’d eaten a canary and washed it down with Rodney’s immortal soul. “How are you feeling?”