Birds, Bees, and Related Fauna by Slybrarian

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Title: Birds, Bees, and Related Fauna (Fairy Tales challenge)
Author: slybrarian
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Gen-ish; referenced Sheppard/Lorne in background
Words: 1705
Series: Dramatic Exit
Summary: In which certain facts of life are explained... sorta. Look, John's a military commander, he's not used to this sort of thing.
Author's notes: Beta by archae_ology

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