"Sheppard, I'll deal with you later and Ronon, you are my best friend right now." Sheppard raises an eyebrow. "Seriously, I can appreciate a man who's just thinking about dinner."

Bwhahahaha. I snorted my tea on this line and I don't care because it was freaking hilarious. God, this was a great idea. His allergic reaction is to read minds? Brilliant...and gross...but then you did that thing where you made it sweet because John doesn't care how gross Rodney is, he still loves him and wow. *beams* This was wonderous.