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Ficlet: A Whole New World (Song and Dance challenge)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: G
Disclaimer: All 'dialogue' is from the song A Whole New World, as sung in the Disney movie, Aladdin. (Here, if you'd like to listen along.) I am merely the formatter. No copyright infringement is intended – just good, cracked out fun.
Summary: You mean you didn't get it from the disclaimer?
A/N: for [livejournal.com profile] siriaeve, whose childhood is now in ruins :D



2x02: THE INTRUDER: DELETED SCENE


CUT TO:

EXT: DEEP SPACE

An F302 flies directly toward a large star.

INT: F302

Sheppard chews on bottom lip; looks concerned. Music can be heard.

SHEPPARD

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, Rodney, now when did
You last let your heart decide?


Rodney rolls eyes, looks pained. Glances out of F302 window.

SHEPPARD

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder


McKay blinks. Blushes.

SHEPPARD

Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view


McKay looks wistful, even hopeful.

SHEPPARD

No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming


MCKAY

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you


Sheppard grins.

SHEPPARD

Now I'm in a whole new world with you


McKay looks beatific.

MCKAY

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world


SHEPPARD

Don't you dare close your eyes


MCKAY

A hundred thousand things to see


Sheppard smirks.
SHEPPARD

Hold your breath - it gets better


McKay looks ecstatic

MCKAY

I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be


Sheppard pushes the F302 into a sharp, twisting maneuver

SHEPPARD

A whole new world


MCKAY

Every turn a surprise


SHEPPARD

With new horizons to pursue


MCKAY

Every moment red-letter


SHEPPARD AND MCKAY

I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you


SHEPPARD

A whole new world


MCKAY

A whole new world


SHEPPARD

That's where we'll be


MCKAY

That's where we'll be


SHEPPARD

A thrilling chase


MCKAY

A wondrous place


Both smile contentedly.

SHEPPARD AND MCKAY

For you and me


EXT: F302 swerves away from the star and heads back to the Daedelus. FADE OUT:
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Date: 2006-11-12 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roguewords.livejournal.com
*dies laughing*

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Date: 2006-11-12 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theladyofshadow.livejournal.com
That was cracktastic!

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Date: 2006-11-12 08:09 pm (UTC)
ext_1175: (Pleasedtameetcha)
From: [identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com
*sporks out eyes after laughing hysterically*

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Date: 2006-11-12 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com
*watches childhood fall down in flames*

You are Gaius Caeser and that was Rome.

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Date: 2006-11-12 08:17 pm (UTC)
ext_1798: (iconzero/rodneyarm)
From: [identity profile] wildestranger.livejournal.com
Oh Cate, you pervert. :) Although I strongly feel there should be an additional deleted scene where Rodney bitches about how John makes him participate in musicals and then John pounces him.

That said, I do think that and then John pounces him should be a deleted scene in every episode.

Lovely fic!

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Date: 2006-11-12 08:18 pm (UTC)
intermezzo: (Default)
From: [personal profile] intermezzo
Only in this fandom *shakes head, amused*

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Date: 2006-11-12 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duffy-99.livejournal.com
I thought I sort of remembered the song, so I read this and chuckled. Then to be sure I downloaded and listened to the song while I read it again. And then I died. Rodney singing the girl's part is just too cracktastic for words. I'm still laughing with delight; thank you!

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Date: 2006-11-12 08:37 pm (UTC)
aurora: (SGA JohnRodney *POKES*)
From: [personal profile] aurora
OH GOD.

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Date: 2006-11-12 09:21 pm (UTC)
siria: (sga - dude for sure)
From: [personal profile] siria
Cate.

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Date: 2006-11-12 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turtlespeaks.livejournal.com
OMG MY CHILDHOOD!

*CRIES*

(it is a bad sign that I find this, like, also amazingly wonderful and crackish WHILE it hurts my soul!)

*DED*

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Date: 2006-11-12 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] with-apostrophe.livejournal.com
OH. MY. GOODNESS!!! *dies of laughter or possibly impossibly high sugar in-take*

'McKay looks beatific' - there is so much wrong with that sentence I can't even begin.....

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Date: 2006-11-12 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seratonation.livejournal.com
Ahahaha i thinjk i know why it was deleted. ROFL.

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Date: 2006-11-12 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merelyn.livejournal.com
Oh, God. I was kinda hoping they were going to crash into the star and die at the end of that performance.

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Date: 2006-11-12 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paper-tzipporah.livejournal.com
OMG, my childhood. Now the song is stuck in my head, AND I'm picturing Rodney in those blue harem girl pants that Jasmine wears. Man. That would totally be hot. And John in Aladdin's little vest and billowy pants! EEH! Someone should draw this.

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Date: 2006-11-13 12:06 am (UTC)
ext_2400: (Sheppard)
From: [identity profile] fullygoldy.livejournal.com
OMG, my childhood.

Ok, this is disturbing. This is the 3rd or 4th comment from someone bemoaning their childhood! I mean, the first movie I ever took my 14 yr-old son (bday last week) to was Aladdin! Of course, he was only 4-5 weeks old at the time, because we were actually there for his older sister's amusement (she was 32 mos). So. My kids are 14 and almost 17. What does that make all y'all? ::sigh of old age::

The scary part is, some of you "youngsters" probably have been reading slash longer than I have!! LOL

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Date: 2006-11-12 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siegeofangels.livejournal.com
JOHN: Don't you dare close your eyes

ME: *DIES LAUGHING*

This is strangely perfect. *wipes eyes*

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Date: 2006-11-12 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torakowalski.livejournal.com
I have no words that can describe the simultaneous wrong and rightness of this. I think I may love it though *g*

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Date: 2006-11-12 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hack-benjamin22.livejournal.com
That was, like, the worst thing ever. (In the best was possible.) *g*

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Date: 2006-11-12 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amy13.livejournal.com
Oh, good grief. It's just WRONG how easy it is to picture that!!! LOL

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Date: 2006-11-12 11:27 pm (UTC)
ext_22585: miasnape text icon (Default)
From: [identity profile] miasnape.livejournal.com
Oh, my mind! My eyes! It buurrrns!!!

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Date: 2006-11-12 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abbyheart.livejournal.com
Oh. My. God.

That was....words can't describe this sufficiantly.

*wipes laughter tears from eyes*

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Date: 2006-11-12 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purna.livejournal.com
The next time my niece pulls out that damn movie, she won't know why her aunt can't stop laughing. :D

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Date: 2006-11-13 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frantic-allonsy.livejournal.com
*plugs ears* lalalalalalala

All right, fine. Is it a little weird that I can picture Rodney scowling through the whole first part of this, and then by the time his line comes around he's all *jazz hands* trying to show Sheppard up?
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