Oh I loved this! Creative style and it worked so perfectly for Rodney and for this situation.
I have so many favorite lines I might as well copy and paste half the thing below. But here are a few:
- Hour 7: Enjoy modest tea with leaders of the Pelann. Ignore three-fifths of their sob story about surviving the culling and the standard trade negotiations; instead, examine pastries for signs of citrus.
- Hours 76-80: Become Batman. Now that you have successfully lulled the Pelann into a false sense of security, attempt to trigger self-destruct sequence and flee the ship with the stolen diamonds they so cleverly disguised as control crystals. Are hampered by constant twitching and lack of utility belt.
- Hours 128-130: Refuse to speak to anyone. Refuse to eat afternoon snack. Refuse to remove blanket. Attempt to kick a nurse.
- Hour 164: Back in own quarters. Sheppard is setting up chess board. Ask how you got here. Sheppard says, "By the power of elves." You point out that this is not funny to a man who has not slept in the last seven days and go lay on the bed with a pillow over your head.
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I have so many favorite lines I might as well copy and paste half the thing below. But here are a few:
- Hour 7: Enjoy modest tea with leaders of the Pelann. Ignore three-fifths of their sob story about surviving the culling and the standard trade negotiations; instead, examine pastries for signs of citrus.
- Hours 76-80: Become Batman. Now that you have successfully lulled the Pelann into a false sense of security, attempt to trigger self-destruct sequence and flee the ship with the stolen diamonds they so cleverly disguised as control crystals. Are hampered by constant twitching and lack of utility belt.
- Hours 128-130: Refuse to speak to anyone. Refuse to eat afternoon snack. Refuse to remove blanket. Attempt to kick a nurse.
- Hour 164: Back in own quarters. Sheppard is setting up chess board. Ask how you got here. Sheppard says, "By the power of elves." You point out that this is not funny to a man who has not slept in the last seven days and go lay on the bed with a pillow over your head.
*vbg* Thank you for answering the wish!