Ancient Zombies, Brotherly Love, and Other Strange Tales, by shaenie (Gods and Monsters Challenge)

Title: Ancient Zombies, Brotherly Love, and Other Strange Tales.
Author: Shaenie
Rating: NC17
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Spoilers: Through Season One
Warnings: Um. Zombies. Incest. Sex. In some combination. *facepalms*
Word Count: not quite 10,000
Notes: Thanks go to the usual suspects, [livejournal.com profile] cindyjade and [livejournal.com profile] fiercelydreamed, for all the usual reasons, and also to [livejournal.com profile] pir8fancierfor yet another last minute beta, for she is the awesome. This is a pinch-hit for Sweet Charity for [livejournal.com profile] bitter_crimson, which just happened to meet the challenge recquirements. I hope very much that sie enjoyes it, because it's pure crack, but it's made to order crack.
Summary: The title really says it all.


AZ, BL, and OST: )

"five kisses that haven't happened yet," by shaenie and fiercelydreamed (comfort challenge)

Title: IV. Five kisses that haven't happened yet.
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] shaenie and [livejournal.com profile] fiercelydreamed
Summary: At least 100% of your RDA of makeouts. With salt.
Details: ~7,400 words, ranging up to R. Various pairings.
Warnings: Fluctuates wildly along the angst--schmoop spectrum. Spoilers for S5.
Notes: Installments 16-20 of the 25 Things series (which isn't linear -- each set stands fully independent of the others). Installments I, II, and III are here, here, and here. Major thanks to [livejournal.com profile] thingswithwings for quite rightfully kicking our asses in beta, and to [livejournal.com profile] celli for last minute "omg does this make any sense" duty.


Some of the ways this might go. )

"Five People Who ..." by shaenie and fiercelydreamed [Five Things Challenge]

Title: III. Five people who the press won't care about when the Stargate Program goes public (and the reasons why the Atlantis expedition wouldn't have made it without them).
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] shaenie and [livejournal.com profile] fiercelydreamed
Summary: A thumb drive, a tally sheet, a single stripe, a NMR spectrometer, and a mediocre GPA; these are the things that save Atlantis.
Details: Gen, ~1,700 words, very vague spoilers through S4.
Notes: Installments 11-15 of the 25 Things series (which isn't linear -- each set stands fully independent of the others). Part I is here and Part II is here.


He's barely ever spoken to Colonel Sheppard, aside from briefings with twelve other people or a nod and smile in the mess, but Zeke actually likes that about his C.O. )

Fic, 5 Ancient Gadgets... by fiercelydreamed and shaenie (A,V, or M Challenge)

Title: Five Ancient Gadgets on Atlantis Rodney Would Absolutely Piss Himself with Glee if he Found
Series: 25 Things
Author(s): [livejournal.com profile] fiercelydreamed and [livejournal.com profile] shaenie
Rating: R for language
Pairing: er, gen-ish?
Spoilers: Through S-4, for the series; none in this installment (I think!)
Length:1000+
Challenge: Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral (We're going to go with mineral on this one)
Summary: Because some mental tangents absolutely not related to how good the ass of a certain senior staff member looked in their BDUs today don't actually need to be recorded for posterity.
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] fiercelydreamed made me. Don't let her tell you different. The second 5 in the series are here: Medical TMI for the WIN!

The Top 5 Are... )

Five medical issues ... by shaenie and fiercelydreamed (Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral Challenge)

Title: Five medical issues Jennifer Keller is really, really sick of treating.
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] shaenie and [livejournal.com profile] fiercelydreamed
Summary: Some days it boggles the mind that this expedition consists of humanity's "best and brightest."
Details: Keller, various others, PG-13 for mild sexual content (but basically gen). ~1,100 words, spoilers for S4.
Notes: Installments 6-10 of the 25 Things series (which isn't linear -- each set stands fully independent of the others). Started because [livejournal.com profile] shaenie somehow didn't have enough to do (I know, I'm boggled too), and continued because we like to collectively elaborate on canon with the mad glee of kindergartners stealing sandbox toys when the other kids aren't looking. Installment #1 can be found here.


She's heard all the excuses imaginable. )

Listening in to the Darker World (Ancient History Challenge)

Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis / Stephen King's The Dark Tower Series
Title: Listening in to the Darker World
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shaenie
Rating: R, for language
Pairing: Gen, team and ka-tet
Length: 7475
Spoilers: up to 4x14 Harmony
Warnings: crossover, might be considered AU-ish, though I tried to keep it as canon as I could manage for both -verses.

A/N: Yeah, I can't really explain how this happened. It's also the first SG:A fic I've posted, so. It's insane and I'm new. Double jitters. Also, no beta because this was a last minute, spur of the moment deal, and I couldn't get my hands on anyone who knew canon for both. Big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] the_drifter, who read it over enough to tell me it made sense, at least. All mistakes are mine.

They step through the gate... )