"It doesn't matter to me what you are and I know a voodoo-priest who can certainly mend your formidable yet broken leg. Let us go to the queen, my love, I am sure she will release you from your bonds when she hears of the undying love we have developed in these few seconds."
Okay, I loved all of this, but the "formidable yet broken leg" is pure genius.
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Okay, I loved all of this, but the "formidable yet broken leg" is pure genius.