*grins* This is an utterly hilarious! *beams* John is just so cute! And Rodney is perfectly scathing.

Ok this line:
Propositioned Dr. McKay.

I want so bad on an icon. Ooh, want so baaaaaaaaaad. *grins*

I do admit I've never heard 'You need to get your ashes hauled.' before and it threw me out of the story since I had to stop and puzzle it out. *eyes you* I don't suppose you can tell me?