Just Like Penguins, by Vega (Animals Challenge)

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Just Like Penguins
Part One
by losyark

Characters: Jack O`Neill, Woolsey
Pairing: McShep
Rating: Pg-13 for language
Spoilers: Up to and set between “The Siege III” and “Intruder”
Author’s Notes: ruinsofmysanity wanted smut. I failed utterly.
Summary: “For cryin` out loud. Don’t we have better things to be spending our time and money on than witch hunts? Like, I dunno, blowing up a supergate or trying to keep the world from getting crispified by the Ori, or trying to keep the space-vampires from finding us?”

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The nice thing about having Brigadier General Jack O`Neill, head of Homeworld Security, as an employer was that he really didn’t give a flying fuck.
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Just Like Penguins, Part Two, by Vega (Animals Challenge)

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Just Like Penguins
Part Two
by losyark

Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay; Roy and Silo.
Pairing: McShep
Rating: Pg-13 for smooshiness
Spoilers: Up to and set between “The Siege III” and “Intruder”
Author’s Notes: ruinsofmysanity wanted smut. I failed utterly.
Summary: “Gay penguins?” John asked, just to clarify, because who knew Rodney could be all sentimental and accidentally meaningful? It was sweet in a sort of bumbling, gonna-get-John-fired-if-anyone-found-out sort of way.

Part One

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“Penguins?” John repeated, not sure he wanted to know.

“I like penguins,” Rodney said, defensively. “You don’t have to come if you don’t want to.”

“But,” John protested, “We have one free day in New York where you’re not making doctors of Physics cry and you want to spend it watching penguins?” ( Read more... )

The Double Disappearance of Col. Sheppard, Ch. 1, by Sophonisba [animal challenge]

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-title- The Double Disappearance of Colonel Sheppard, Chapter One: Daybreak
-author- Sophonisba (saphanibaal)
-warnings- Gen. Silly. Fusion. Strong language. Humor relating to genitalia.
-timeframe- Takes place during second season, sort of.
-characters- John, Rodney; cameos by Zelenka and Ronon
-disclaimer- SGA, of course, is not mine. Neither, sadly, is Steve Senn's The Double Disappearance of Walter Fozbek, on which this is based, in any sense -- I couldn't find a copy of the book anywhere in town. WTF. (Also, I think I ganked the clapping outside a door as knock-equivalent from Brust's Dragaera series.)
-word count- 2804
-summary- John Sheppard wakes up in an alternate universe.

( I wish I could find the book so I could make sense of my vague memories of the tachyphone... )

When John Met Rodney, Crack AU

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Title: When John Met Rodney, Crack Version
Author: bethynyc
Pairing(s): John/Rodney, Teyla/Ronon
Rating: PG
Betad By: beadattitude
Word Count: 1335
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, Sci-Fi does. But if I did, I wouldn’t turn them into cats.
Warnings: Crack! Animals! AU!
Author's Notes: Inspired by yin_again. Just a playful exercise.


( When John Met Rodney )