[identity profile] darkrosetiger.livejournal.com
Title: The Most Famous (Four) Reindeer of All
Author: [livejournal.com profile] darkrosetiger
Pairings/Characters: Team AR-1
Rating: PG
Length: ~885 words
Summary: The one where they're Santa's reindeer.
Warnings: Crackfic like a big cracky thing that's cracktastic.
Disclaimer: SGA = NOT MINE
Notes: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. And Presents. And Ham.

You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen...Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen and Rudolph... )
[identity profile] bethynyc.livejournal.com
Title: Just Another Day In New York
Author: [livejournal.com profile] bethynyc
Rating: PG-16
Pairing: John/Rodney, Teyla/Ronon, Cat AU, set in contemporary New York City
Word Count: 2760
Written for: Amnesty Animal challenge at [livejournal.com profile] sga_flashfic
Thanks To: [livejournal.com profile] tesserae_ for her beta
Disclaimer: I don't own them. But if I did, I probably wouldn't turn them into cats.
Notes: Look for cameos! Sequel to When John Met Rodney, Crack AU, as posted on [livejournal.com profile] sga_flashfic. You might want to read that first.


Just Another Day In New York )
[identity profile] saphanibaal.livejournal.com
-title- The Double Disappearance of Colonel Sheppard, Chapter Three
-author- Sophonisba ([livejournal.com profile] saphanibaal)
-warnings- Gen. Silly. Fusion. Strong language. Humor relating to primary and secondary sexual characteristics. Random technobabble that doesn't make too much more sense than that of the original. Follows Chapter One; it shouldn't be as necessary to read Chapter Two to understand this.
-timeframe- Takes place during second season, sort of, after "Epiphany."
-spoilers- For "Instinct" and "Conversion." Big ginormous ones.
-characters- John and ensemble, including a few surprises.
-disclaimer- SGA, of course, is not mine. Neither, sadly, is Steve Senn's The Double Disappearance of Walter Fozbek, on which this is based, in any sense. At one point, Lorne paraphrases a line from Esther Friesner's Majyk by Design (about what some people will eat).
-word count- 2912
-summary- The other dinosaur inhabitants of their Atlantis meet human Sheppard, with various digressions into biology and peculiar medical history.

There's no reason saurians should react to Wraith inclusions the same way as hominids, after all. )

ADMIN

Apr. 16th, 2007 06:14 pm
[identity profile] cesperanza.livejournal.com
The Animal Challenge is NOW closed; you can find the 25 entries archived here or using the Animal challenge tag.

New challenge coming right up!

Edited for typo: duh.

Edited again because, yes, yes, I admit it, my lame punmaking skills failed me! All I could think of was, "The Animal Challenge has been put down," which was in such staggeringly bad taste that I just STFU. But [livejournal.com profile] rattlecatcher has saved me! Guest closer Rattlecatcher say:

The animal challenge is:

penned.
denned.
leashed.
collared.
shedding (work with me here).
purring and ready to nap.
no longer endangered.
... but Rodney the Cat is alive! (sorry, Northern Exposure and Tennessee Williams are an unwholesome combination.)
ext_22046: (*PWNED*)
[identity profile] notapipe.livejournal.com
Title: Deep In The Hundred Acre Galaxy
Author: [livejournal.com profile] notapipe
Wordcount: 3350
Rating: (Light) PG for language.
Pairings: None, really.
Warnings: Well, it's kind of absurd/crack. And there's an image. Also: AU.
Summary:
A donkey named Caldwell is his friend
and Teyla and little Radek
There's Rodney and Fordlet and there's Weir
but most of all Johnnie the Pooh.
Notes: Obviously, neither SGA nor Winnie The Pooh are mine. I haven't had this beta-ed, either. So, there's that.

Johnnie the Pooh was thinking. He was sitting on his thinking log, cleaning his P-90 and thinking. Very hard. )
[identity profile] kuonji14.livejournal.com
Title: A Gerbil Story
Author: kuonji
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir
Pairings:
none
Category: slight angst, humor
Rating: G
Spoilers: very minor for "Before I Sleep"
Words: ~5760
Summary: "You're not seriously telling us that that crazy guy turned Dr. McKay into a gerbil?"

A/N: "I want a story about gerbils.  Extra points if someone throws a grapefruit at Rodney's head.  Bonus if it happens again."  For [profile] dracostella, because she made me write this. :)

[identity profile] halotolerant.livejournal.com
Title: Linnaeus Says So
Pairing: Rodney/Teyla aka McKeyla
Rating: hardish PG-13
Notes:
'Mr Gensen, who had hair so blonde it was almost blinding, nodded at Rodney: “They do say,” he said genially, “that the mulatto, such as your girl, are the best of the slave races'

Read More )
(Inspired by the mock documentary 'CSA: Confederate States of America' and arguably a crossover, though you do not need to see that to understand this story)
[identity profile] bethynyc.livejournal.com
Title: When John Met Rodney, Crack Version
Author: [livejournal.com profile] bethynyc
Pairing(s): John/Rodney, Teyla/Ronon
Rating: PG
Betad By: [livejournal.com profile] beadattitude
Word Count: 1335
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, Sci-Fi does. But if I did, I wouldn’t turn them into cats.
Warnings: Crack! Animals! AU!
Author's Notes: Inspired by [livejournal.com profile] yin_again. Just a playful exercise.


When John Met Rodney )
[identity profile] saphanibaal.livejournal.com
-title- The Double Disappearance of Colonel Sheppard, Chapter One: Daybreak
-author- Sophonisba ([livejournal.com profile] saphanibaal)
-warnings- Gen. Silly. Fusion. Strong language. Humor relating to genitalia.
-timeframe- Takes place during second season, sort of.
-characters- John, Rodney; cameos by Zelenka and Ronon
-disclaimer- SGA, of course, is not mine. Neither, sadly, is Steve Senn's The Double Disappearance of Walter Fozbek, on which this is based, in any sense -- I couldn't find a copy of the book anywhere in town. WTF. (Also, I think I ganked the clapping outside a door as knock-equivalent from Brust's Dragaera series.)
-word count- 2804
-summary- John Sheppard wakes up in an alternate universe.

I wish I could find the book so I could make sense of my vague memories of the tachyphone... )
[identity profile] losyark.livejournal.com
Just Like Penguins
Part Two
by losyark

Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay; Roy and Silo.
Pairing: McShep
Rating: Pg-13 for smooshiness
Spoilers: Up to and set between “The Siege III” and “Intruder”
Author’s Notes: ruinsofmysanity wanted smut. I failed utterly.
Summary: “Gay penguins?” John asked, just to clarify, because who knew Rodney could be all sentimental and accidentally meaningful? It was sweet in a sort of bumbling, gonna-get-John-fired-if-anyone-found-out sort of way.

Part One

***

“Penguins?” John repeated, not sure he wanted to know.

“I like penguins,” Rodney said, defensively. “You don’t have to come if you don’t want to.”

“But,” John protested, “We have one free day in New York where you’re not making doctors of Physics cry and you want to spend it watching penguins?” Read more... )
[identity profile] losyark.livejournal.com
Just Like Penguins
Part One
by losyark

Characters: Jack O`Neill, Woolsey
Pairing: McShep
Rating: Pg-13 for language
Spoilers: Up to and set between “The Siege III” and “Intruder”
Author’s Notes: ruinsofmysanity wanted smut. I failed utterly.
Summary: “For cryin` out loud. Don’t we have better things to be spending our time and money on than witch hunts? Like, I dunno, blowing up a supergate or trying to keep the world from getting crispified by the Ori, or trying to keep the space-vampires from finding us?”

***

The nice thing about having Brigadier General Jack O`Neill, head of Homeworld Security, as an employer was that he really didn’t give a flying fuck.
Read more... )
[identity profile] saphanibaal.livejournal.com
-title- Role Model
-author- Sophonisba ([livejournal.com profile] saphanibaal)
-warnings- Gen. Silly.
-timeframe- Takes place during first season.
-characters- Elizabeth, Teyla, Rodney, Ford, Sheppard
-disclaimer- Neither SGA nor the role model in question are mine in any way, shape, or form, save that the latter was my second not-related-to-me female role model. Possibly it shows. One line of Rodney's was written by Henry Beard; some of his other phrasing was influenced by [livejournal.com profile] fox1013's list of reasons why the lady in question is a feminist role model.
-word count- 475
-summary- Rodney interrupted, [...] "I had an excellent female role model when I was small."

Well, you wanted excitement... )
[identity profile] liketheriverrun.livejournal.com
Title: Therianthropy of the Soul
Author: liketheriver
Category: Gen, Angst.
Word Count: ~4000
Rating: T (but that might be a bit conservative)
Pairings: None
Characters: Ronon with the team
Warnings: None
Spoilers:  A teeny tiny one for Phantoms.  Blink and you'll miss it.
Summary: It was funny how the Wraith always did that to him, turned him into an animal... wild or domesticated it didn't really matter.


A/N:  This is my fist time responding to a challenge here.  I hope I did it right ;-) Thanks to Koschka for the quick beta work.
 

leesa_perrie: two cheetahs facing camera and cuddling (Sexy Czech)
[personal profile] leesa_perrie
Title: Eddie Bear
Author:
Leesa Perrie
Category:
Gen, Angst.
Rating: PG
Pairings: None
Warnings: Can't think of any.
Summary: Rodney and his bear...not fluffy, angsty. 
Well, meret wanted a teddy bear...hope this fits!


[identity profile] kriadydragon.livejournal.com
Title: The Raven
Author: Kriadydragon
Rating: Pg-13 for torture, Gen.
Spoilers: The Storm/Eye, The Hive, Common Ground. Anything up to season three is fair game, pretty much.
Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate Atlantis nor the concept of the Daemon.
Synopsis: "Sheppard had never considered the setback of having a raven for a Daemon until his first mission."
Note: This is an AU fusion with Pullman's “His Dark Materials” series. Not a crossover, just fusion because I really loved the concept of the daemons. If you have not read “His Dark Materials”, a daemon is like a piece of one's soul manifest in animal form (or at least that's how I interpreted it). Men have female daemons, and women male daemons. A daemon can change its form up until its human hits puberty, then it takes on a single form. They can talk, but normally only interact with their human or other Daemons. I am taking some liberties with the idea, but as my own interpretations of what was done in the books. Also, I recently came across another SGA story using Daemons while taking a break from writing my story, so I'm saying now that the idea for mine did not come from reading this other fic.
 
Raven )
[identity profile] tzi.livejournal.com
Title: Descent of Man
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] tzi & [livejournal.com profile] zaganthi
Pairing: John/Rodney. Ish.
Rating: PG-13 for humping
Series: Stargate Atlantis
Summary: Teyla kept trying to fill the silence.
Spoilers: Consider them possible up through the end of Season Three (especially Tao of Rodney) and through seven or eight of SG-1, but Sunday didn't actually happen in our corner of the world.
Length: 5,469 words

Descent of Man )
[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com
Title: Foxy
Wordcount: 167
Spoilers: None
By: [livejournal.com profile] kellifer_fic
Category: Gen
Challenge: Animal
Rating/Warning: G

“Oh no, what did you touch?” )
[identity profile] bard-mercutio.livejournal.com
Written by Kate ([livejournal.com profile] sirkate) and Mercutio ([livejournal.com profile] bard_mercutio).
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Words: About 8,400.
Summary: When the Ancient version of a pet is discovered, it naturally bonds with Rodney. It's not the only one.
Note: Index to the Stories. For the [livejournal.com profile] sga_flashfic Animals Challenge.

Sigma Draconis )
leesa_perrie: two cheetahs facing camera and cuddling (Yummy David)
[personal profile] leesa_perrie
Title: The Animal Series - Part Two: The Doggedness of Elizabeth Weir
Author: Leesa Perrie
Rating: PG - Gen story
Word Count: 986
Pairings: None
Spoilers: Set after 'The Game', with minor spoilers for that episode and 'Echoes'
Summary: John and Rodney have disappeared off somewhere, and Elizabeth wants to know what are they up to now.


leesa_perrie: two cheetahs facing camera and cuddling (Default)
[personal profile] leesa_perrie
Title: The Animal Series - Part One: The Cattiness of Samantha Carter
Author: Leesa Perrie
Rating: PG - Gen story
Pairings: None
Word Count:
669
Spoilers: Spoilers for SG1's Season 10 episode 'The Road Not Taken', no real spoilers for Atlantis though set in the latter end of Season 3.
Summary: Sam couldn't believe she was doing this.... It was all Jeannie Miller's fault...


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