And occasionally making obscene gestures with pork parts.

You know, the Athosians seem so calm and spiritual all the time, it's perfectly plausible that they would cut loose once a year. *nods sagely, pretends to avert eyes from gay Athosian orgy*

And oh, how I wish you had continued this just a little bit further, just to see what John and Rodney do next. I guess I'll just have to finish it in my own head. :-D