"how do dolphins have sex with other dolphins? What is involved in dolphin sexual stimulation?"
God! Don't you see? I did the research--yes, yes, I did, I did, and YES, dolphins have sex for pleasure and YES, there are documented cases of homosexuality in dolphins and, sigh, yes, dolphins have oral sex, and god, there's a guy who claimed that a dolphin raped him in Australia. A guy in Australia who claimed--
Look, I KNOW this, I DO, and if you look at the story, you will SEE THE SPACE where the sex scene should go!--right after John's hanging around the dolphins neck and flying. But by all that's holy, if there's a casual way to mention that, yeah, right around then John and the dolphin started boffing, and then John felt the dolphins 16 inch penis and figured, what the hell, and stroked him to completion--if YOU can find a way to drop that into a story and not have the story grind to a halt as people shriek and such, you tell me. Because thing is, yes, yes, you can DO it, but I couldn't do it and have it be a story. At that point it's a STUNT, and I'll write a crackheaded story if I can, but not a stunt.
Yes. You heard me: I didn't write the dolphin sex scene on the grounds of artistic integrity. So there!
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God! Don't you see? I did the research--yes, yes, I did, I did, and YES, dolphins have sex for pleasure and YES, there are documented cases of homosexuality in dolphins and, sigh, yes, dolphins have oral sex, and god, there's a guy who claimed that a dolphin raped him in Australia. A guy in Australia who claimed--
Look, I KNOW this, I DO, and if you look at the story, you will SEE THE SPACE where the sex scene should go!--right after John's hanging around the dolphins neck and flying. But by all that's holy, if there's a casual way to mention that, yeah, right around then John and the dolphin started boffing, and then John felt the dolphins 16 inch penis and figured, what the hell, and stroked him to completion--if YOU can find a way to drop that into a story and not have the story grind to a halt as people shriek and such, you tell me. Because thing is, yes, yes, you can DO it, but I couldn't do it and have it be a story. At that point it's a STUNT, and I'll write a crackheaded story if I can, but not a stunt.
Yes. You heard me: I didn't write the dolphin sex scene on the grounds of artistic integrity. So there!