I love it when Rodney has five-car pile-up in his thought processes

Hah, yes, me too. And what a perfect description - five-car pile-up. :))

What if they had computers and universities but you had to go in the yard?

Hmm. "You have advanced technology! You have universities that rival Cal-Tech! But you couldn't work out toilets? And - oh my god, did I just step in - haven't you people heard of pooper scoopers?"

Yeah, he'd probably keep looking for Ms. Right. :P

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