"Not unless you think we can persuade them to participate in a 'to-the-death' dance-a-thon to the accompaniment of Dueling Banjos?"

"A dance-off does have some appeal – "

"Colonel!"

Not that I don't already have a pathetically broken, one-legged dog of a laptop...but the beer I just spit on the keyboard can't be good.

translation: I love your brain. I want to be you when I grow up. Or just to write half as good :)