Magneto is only a part-time bad guy. Depends on the year. And in the comics he's a genuis and totally hot, so yeah, I could see Rodney being him -- especially since Rodney has the makings of a great Evil Overlord. Bet he even started the list. :>

But seriously, this was a GREAT fic. Very funny and I loved Rodney's reasoning behind each rejection.

And Ronon would make a great Batman. Or Punisher. He could so be the Punisher!