ohh, my goodness! I was laughing out loud through the whole thing! Super power of arms falling off, omg, summoning seagulls, and Ronon, and the SGC, and Elizabeth gets the cool power but she also has to take care of all the 'kids'. *snork

First time I laughed out loud:
He pointed to a scientist at random, who hastily scuttled over to the wall socket

Then:
it was technically a present perfect progressive form of the verb mean "to pour water through a pipe", but somehow she doubted if anyone cared to know that.

And then basically everything after. Thanks so much for writing this!