And while there was clearly not a single reason for feeling self-conscious right now, the fact that Sheppard did was quite endearing. No, he wasn't too thin. Or too hairy. But yes, Rodney's broad chest and shoulders were very manly, thank you for noticing.

Hee hee hee hee!

Also, your 'flip' at the end - giving the "super power" to John and not Mind Reading Rodney was genius. This was a fun naughty read! : D