When John finds out that Rodney and Lorne haven't told him about the SG-1 euphemism generators they've got on their laptops he's gonna be maaaaaad...

Unfortunately the plot bunny for the NC-17 version seems to have escaped and is forming a rebellion with the dust bunnies under my bed. I fear I may not be able to quell the revolt. *quails in terror at the burgeoning housework*