I unwisely read this at work, which meant I had to keep stifling my laughter so my co-workers wouldn't give me funny looks.

This. Is. Pure. Genius.

I can SO see an email exchange like this happening. I can't even pick out favorite bits -- it's all great, from "I hate you with the power of 10,000 ZPMs" (someone should make an icon for that) to the making up at the end. Loved it!