*is a die-hard Court Jester fan, but totally didn't see it coming until that first "hypo with a typo" because it's not a musical number, even though Court Jester is technically a musical, sort of*

Although now I feel kind of dumb for not seeing it coming, since I've seen that movie eighty bazillion times and Danny Kaye was one of my childhood heroes.

Screw that. Danny Kaye is STILL my hero.

And scansion is totally important, and I completely understand the groaning and yelling at the television, and Old Navy should be banned from making commercials in general.