First: Bwhahahahahahahaha! OMG, I laughed out loud about a dozen times while reading this. You did such a nice job with the tone and style of this - almost like "Behind the Music" or a documentary. The level of meta was fantastic - I loved the way you wove all of the various characters and plot notes together. Really fun and hilarious.

Second: Nobody Resists: Nobody Gets Hurt . I will love you forever for that.

Third: The only quibble I'd have is that I realy wanted to see scenes among the guys. I know that wouldn't work with the detached narrator style, but I really, really, really wanted those scenes. I'm impressed that you were able to get so much of the boys' personalities across even without them.

This is hilarious, and I'm really glad I got to read it.