thinking he's got it then - nope. And thinking he's got it then - nope, again

Lol! That really is what he's doing the whole time, isn't it? ;D

"So are you fucking him?"
"What? Who? I mean, no, of course not. But, what are you talking about?!"
"It's okay. He said you're not allowed to talk about it. I was just curious."
"Hey, wait a minute. I am not fucking-- whoever. Hey, are you listening to me? Come back here!"