This is the side effect of it having taken me forever to figure out about sga_flashfic; I'm getting to all these great stories months after they were written. But I had to read this one based on title alone, and wow, this was fantastic. It's like you just played whack-a-mole with all my buttons (and if you're not from somewhere with that arcade game, I'm really going to regret that metaphor, but oh well). Hot, and sweet, and very much in character for them both, with some incredibly hilarious moments peppered all the way through. Seriously, great job on this.