Title: Small Change
Author: lavvyan
Rating: G
Word Count: ~1000
Notes: McKay/Sheppard pre-slash set in some kind of "The Return" AU where they didn't go back to Atlantis, though I firmly choose to believe they didn't go back yet. As far as I could tell, there are no flights connecting Colorado Springs and Las Vegas, but I didn't want poor John to get broken in transit. According to kensieg, apparently there are. Also, I'm having kind of a bad month, so this is schmoop without any redeeming values.
Summary: For one exhausted, irrational moment, John just wants to be home. Barring that, he wants to be in Nevada, where there's sun and heat and Rodney.

( Small Change )

Title: Ooook Ook EEEK Oo-ook, Or: The Necessity of not being an Orang-Utan
Author: lavvyan
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: G
Warnings: Crack. Mountains of crack.
Notes: anatsuno wanted "the story where Rodney's the Librarian from Discworld. going Ook! :D" - thanks go to thisissirius for the quick beta.

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( Take one banana. )

Title: The Ice Queen
Author: lavvyan
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: John/Rodney
Word Count: ~ 9,200
Warnings: Canon character death (i.e. neither John nor Rodney in any permanent way)
Summary: The Ice Queen might be beautiful but her kisses were deadly, they said. Freezing soul and body alike, stealing warmth and breath and life; she might be beautiful, but she was evil.
Notes: This is an AU that vaguely uses Hans Christian Andersen's The Snow Queen and The Ice Maiden for inspiration. One bit of dialogue was inspired by Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I actually started writing this story a few days before Christmas, so I guess it isn't really flashfic. But the challenge fit and it got me to finish the damn thing, so hey, no harm done, right?
Huge thanks go to my beta-readers villainny, winkingstar and neevebrody, who were all a great help (and whose advice I ignored here and there, so if you find anything off? That's probably where I should have listened).

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( The Ice Queen )

Title: Only with the Best Intentions
Author: lavvyan
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Elizabeth had been the first.
AN: Vaguely inspired by something kuna_yashmaa said to me a few weeks ago. Set post-season 3. No particular spoilers. ETA: And have I been Jossed or what? *g*

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( Only with the Best Intentions )

Title: Emissions
Author: lavvyan
Pairing: John/Rodney
Word Count: ~3,200, so not really a flashfic
Spoilers: general season two, non-explicit ones for Allies, No Man's Land, and Misbegotten. In fact, this is a tag to the latter.
Summary: It was as though the Wraith queen's invasion had unlocked something in his mind.
Notes: Mind-reading, empathy, and sex: yes. Plot: no. This is porn. And I used a word I learned from smuffster – I just had to. *g*

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( Emissions )

Title: After The Fall
Author: lavvyan
Rating: PG
Summary: Sometimes, "Home" is a person.
Notes: McShep pre-slash. And my first flashfic that's actually a flashfic. Like, it could have well fit into the 38 minutes challenge with room to spare. *grins*

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( After The Fall )

Title: An SGA Fairy-Tale
Author: lavvyan
Pairing: McKay/almost everybody, McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Summary: When Rodney complains that no one really gets him, a fairy helps him find his soul mate.
AN: Yes, I'm crazy like that. And no, the fairy's not John. Needless to say, this is crack!fic at its worst. Have fun!

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