Night of the Buffalo-Things (and: Of Plotbunnies and Ulterior Motives) by Martha (and cat)

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TITLE: Night of the Buffalo-Things (and: Of Plotbunnies and Ulterior Motives)
LENGTH: 582 and 237
SUMMARY: When in doubt, blame the aliens.
PAIRINGS: There isn’t one, really, it’s all smut-that-didn’t-actually-happen-even-though-
it-sounds-like-it-did-when-you-put-it-that-way, but I suppose it counts as Rodney/Ronon.
MOOD/RATING: Humor/G
WARNINGS/SPOILERS: None
NOTES: This is a two-part answer to the challenge. The first is the actual response to the Mission Report... the second is a MuseFic about the reaction of the Writer to the Fictive who got her into this mess.

Night of the Buffalo-Things

( John, Rodney and Ronon lounged around the table in the rec room, )

Of Plotbunnies and Ulterior Motives

( So. The Writer regarded her new Ronon fictive thoughtfully. )

M7G-512 by Martha (and cat)

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TITLE: M7G-512 (or: Why Gate Team 5 is No Longer Allowed To Write Their Own Mission Reports)
LENGTH: 264 words
AU:Imaginary Gate Team 5
SUMMARY: Not everyone is good at paperwork
PAIRINGS: None/GenFic
MOOD/RATING: Humor/PG-13/R? for language, lots of cursing
WARNINGS/SPOILERS: None
NOTES: I blame my fictives. *nod**nod*


M7G-512
(or: Why Gate Team 5 is No Longer Allowed To Write Their Own Mission Reports)

( John stared at the mission report for a long while, caught somewhere between laughter and frustration. )

And Nothing But The Truth - By With_Apostrophe (Mission Report Challenge)

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Title: And Nothing But The Truth 
Author: with_apostrophe
Genre: Humour
Characters: John, Rodney, Ronon, Teyla (and very briefly) Elizabeth
Spoilers: Tiny, but highly spoilerific mention made of "The Real World", season 3 
Rating: PG-13, Gen
Disclaimer: Not mine - at least not outside my brain.
Words: 3000
Warnings: Photo and prophylactic abuse ahead! Could be a slash reference or two if you close one eye, squint, and tilt your head just so...

Summary: John tries to persuade Rodney to let them write a full and complete report of their latest mission. E-mails and hi-jinks ensue.

A/N: Much praise and thanks to the wonderful  graceandfire who beta-ed this, and attempted to quash my utter Britishness (and she did it from under a mountain of paperwork). Also thanks to  dr_dredd for letting me steal my favourite Teyla line from 'Memos From the Edge.' and providing inspiration for the format. Credit to New Atlantis and Atlantica - you'll see why.

 

( Just write the damn report McKay! )