FIRST CONTACT MISSION TO M57-112 by pentapus

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Title: FIRST CONTACT MISSION TO M57-112
Author: pentapus
Disclaimer: SGA is not mine.
Notes: Follows Planet Megalodon Wraith Defense Force. Thanks to monanotlisa and siriaeve for reading it over.

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FIC: Penny Loafers, "Mission Report" Challenge

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Mission Report Challenge entry: for devildoll's "Still the One." It was written for the bad!fic challenge and is a masterpiece of hilarity in its own right. Seriously, it's perfection. Read it. Now. Or this? Will just be stupid and confusing.

Title: Penny Loafers
Author: Ismene
Pairing: Very, very twisted McKay/Sheppard
Warnings: Oh, God, what crime isn't committed in the original? Read it first. All you need to know. Ever.

The only summary you need:

( John had explained that he'd only pretended to be a traitor so he could save the unicorns, and that was why he'd beaten and raped Rodney while Rodney was a woman, to prove he was evil.  )