[identity profile] slybrarian.livejournal.com
Title: Rejected Mission Report by Lt. Colonel John Sheppard, USAF (Still!) (Mission Report & Amnesty '08)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] slybrarian
Rating: Teen
Pairings: Off-screen John/Cam
Words: ~400, large image

Summary: A mission report written after an AU version of "The Return" that I am working on, in which John may be gloating just a little bit. Warning for large image under the cut and references to illegal homosexual acts by pilots.

Report for Hugely Successful Mission-slash-Mutiny )
[identity profile] thedaytheystop.livejournal.com
Title: be not taken from me
Rating: R
John-centric, with Lorne, S4 future
~900 words
Summary: "Can you tell me why you did it, John?" "It was necessary."

I have become Ra and am risen in the horizon against my enemy. I am set up in Horus, I am in my becoming in Ptah, I was valiant in Thoth, I was powerful in Atoum, I have walked with my legs and spoken with my mouth. It has been given to me and it will be not taken from me.
- The Book of the Dead, Chapter 11

be not taken from me )

ADMIN

Sep. 11th, 2006 08:00 pm
[identity profile] cesperanza.livejournal.com
Your Mission Reports were due a week ago, people; dot 'em, file 'em, stick 'em in a box marked done! Wait, sorry, wrong fandom.... Paperwork freaks can read (see and hear) the 34 Mission Report Challenge entries here or using the mission report tag.

New challenge coming right up!
tielan: (SGA - teyla)
[personal profile] tielan
TITLE: Renewal
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] tielan
SUMMARY: Wild women do, and they don't regret it...much.
CATEGORY: Drama, humour.
RATING: PG-13
CHARACTERS: Teyla, Elizabeth, Kate, Laura, Ronon, Sheppard
DISCLAIMER: Not mine. Unfortunately.

The report was terse for a reason... )
[identity profile] rogue-planet.livejournal.com
Title: Side Effects
Author: Nemesis, the [profile] rogue_planet
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay 
Disclaimer: Without Prejudice. The names of all characters contained here-in aret he property of the creators. No infringements of these copyrights are intended, and are used here without permission.
Summary: Mission Report on “Waking”,  originally for the Buildings and Food Challenge

[identity profile] aftertherain.livejournal.com
Title: What the Darkness Reveals
Author: [livejournal.com profile] itsuki9
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay. There's an additional pairing if you read between the lines.
Rating: R
Warning: Violence, Language.
Spoilers: To be safe, everything up to Common Ground.
Length: 5260 words.

Summary: "The hectic week took a turn for the paranormal when Rodney's report arrived in her inbox, 48 hours after their return from P3M-938. This made it the first time that Rodney has filed a mission report punctually."

Read more... )
khriskin: (Default)
[personal profile] khriskin
TITLE: Amy's Mission Report
LENGTH: Two pages (pictures, large)
SUMMARY: Just because you have had your dominant hand injured does not mean you let the rest of your team draw straws about who gets to do the mission report. It gives John headaches.
PAIRINGS: None/GenFic
MOOD/RATING: Humor/PG-13
WARNINGS/SPOILERS: None
NOTES: Imaginary Gate Team 5 strikes again! And once again, they would like to point out this is all Rodney's fault because if he wasn't setting such a bad example for the other geeks Steven wouldn't be so determined to find a working ZPM and outdo him, just to see the look on his face. Which would be priceless, but is not worth getting eaten for. *nod*

Imaginary Gate Team 5 - Who's Who
"Ant" Antoine Bellany - Marine/Field Medic
Steven McCravey - Geek
"Trisha" Patricia Newton - Marine/Geek/Fearless Leader
Amy Myer - Marine
"Matt" Mathew Tanner - Marine

Page 1
Page 2

Please let me know if the images need to be tweaked for readability. I did my best, but I know all monitors are not the same. ^_^;
[identity profile] someinstant.livejournal.com
Scenes from Bat Country
by SomeInstant

Rating: PG-13 for mild language, and suggested cartoon nudity.
Pairing: None.
Disclaimer: The characters and universe are not mine. The words and art are.
Summary: In which there is wildly uneven art, a series of one-liners, bad handwriting, and much self-indulgence on the part of the author.

Author's Note: This is an extremely image-heavy post, and as such, it may take a long while to load for those of you using dial-up. Additionally, I have to thank the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] liviapenn for her kindness in hosting the images for me; without her willingness to help me, I probably would have managed to break the internet.

Scenes from Bat Country
[identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Title: Necromancy for the Living
Author: Icarus ([livejournal.com profile] icarusancalion)
Pairing: John/Rodney, Caldwell
Rating: R
Length: ~3,200
Warning: Slavefic
Spoilers: None. Zero, zip, nada. Yes, the story is a mission report based on Auburn's In The City Of Seven Walls, but I reveal little more than what you could learn from the first paragraph and the header. I'm reassured by [livejournal.com profile] wordwitch the mission report stands on its own.
A/N: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] auburnnothenna for giving me permission, reviewing the story, and even making suggestions, and the lovely betas, [livejournal.com profile] enname, [livejournal.com profile] amothea, and [livejournal.com profile] wordwitch.
Summary: How does John write a mission report about something no one wants to hear?



Caldwell made his way towards Sheppard's temporary office, assigned until he figured out what to do with the man. )
[identity profile] tzi.livejournal.com
Title: Footnotes
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] tzi & [livejournal.com profile] zaganthi
Pairing: Not so much. ^_~
Rating: G
Summary: Oops.
Spoilers: None at all.
Length: Graphics stuff. ^___^

Footnotes )
[identity profile] tzi.livejournal.com
Title: The Sounds of Silence
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] tzi & [livejournal.com profile] zaganthi
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay. Kind of. Sort of. Well. More or less.
Rating: This might be all of PG. But WHERE did the porn go!? *mourns*
Summary: Mission Status: Failure
Spoilers: Probably bits and pieces of S2
Length: 4,693 words. -ish

The Sounds of Silence )
[identity profile] bethynyc.livejournal.com
Title: Transcript
Author: [livejournal.com profile] bethynyc
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing: Elizabeth, Teyla, McKay/Sheppard implied
Words: 1100+
Summary: Teyla sometimes gives her mission reports verbally.
Unbetad, my apologies for any errors which are all mine!

Transcript

First time posting to this community--please let me know if I screwed up!
[identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
Title: Report for P6Y-982, AKA, How Rodney Ended Up In The Infirmary This Time
Challenge: Mission Report
Author: [livejournal.com profile] audaxfemina
Word Count: just under 1000. (Finally made it!!!!1!)
Pairing: implied McShep
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rodney helps John write the report for P6Y-982.
"They’ll ship you off to Heightmeyer again if you put that in print, and I see her enough for the both of us."
“We could get a group rate.”
“We don't pay her, John.”


C:/jsheppard/documents/reports/missionreports/P6Y-982.pdf )
[identity profile] halotolerant.livejournal.com
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sheppard/Ronon implied
Words: ~3000
Summary: A mission report from an unlikely source discloses more than it intends to


'Dr McKay does not like tree-houses because of he is allergic to lemons and oranges and radiation and polyester and Andrewloydweber (whatever that is) and so being outside makes him cranky.

He also does not like kids very much. Or adults.'

Iphigenia at Atlantis )
[identity profile] pollitt.livejournal.com
Title: Reporting for Duty
Author: Pollitt ([livejournal.com profile] mboyd)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13 for strong language
Spoilers: This is a "Common Ground" coda, so absolutely for the episode
Notes: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] maverick4oz for everything from giving me the bunny to betaing.
Summary: I have the file open. Name, rank, serial #, date, location and blood type all filled in. If I was writing this out, I'd have all my pencils sharpened and in a row.
That bad?
That bad.

__________

Reporting for Duty
(note: This is an offsite link)
[identity profile] crazymadi.livejournal.com
Title: Just the Facts, Ma’am
Author: Madi - [livejournal.com profile] crazymadi
Genre: Humor (in theory, anyway)
Characters: Rodney
Spoilers: None
Rating: PG
Disclaimers: I don’t own Rodney, SGA or even the original story, but I sure like borrowing them and stuff.
Author’s Note: I want to thank [livejournal.com profile] blade_girl
She allowed me the use of her original mission report, All Systems Go , encouraged me to write a fic, made me watch SGA in the first place. Ok, yeah, so pretty much I let blade do my thinking for me. She’s all good at that.
Warning: If your friend says to keep your fork out of the toaster, do not say “You aren’t the boss of me,” and do it any way.

Summary “Reports should be succinct and understandable.”



Read more... )
[identity profile] with-apostrophe.livejournal.com
Title: And Nothing But The Truth 
Author: [personal profile] with_apostrophe
Genre: Humour
Characters: John, Rodney, Ronon, Teyla (and very briefly) Elizabeth
Spoilers: Tiny, but highly spoilerific mention made of "The Real World", season 3 
Rating: PG-13, Gen
Disclaimer: Not mine - at least not outside my brain.
Words: 3000
Warnings: Photo and prophylactic abuse ahead! Could be a slash reference or two if you close one eye, squint, and tilt your head just so...

Summary: John tries to persuade Rodney to let them write a full and complete report of their latest mission. E-mails and hi-jinks ensue.

A/N: Much praise and thanks to the wonderful  [personal profile] graceandfire who beta-ed this, and attempted to quash my utter Britishness (and she did it from under a mountain of paperwork). Also thanks to  [profile] dr_dredd for letting me steal my favourite Teyla line from 'Memos From the Edge.' and providing inspiration for the format. Credit to New Atlantis and Atlantica - you'll see why.

 
khriskin: (Default)
[personal profile] khriskin
TITLE: M7G-512 (or: Why Gate Team 5 is No Longer Allowed To Write Their Own Mission Reports)
LENGTH: 264 words
AU:Imaginary Gate Team 5
SUMMARY: Not everyone is good at paperwork
PAIRINGS: None/GenFic
MOOD/RATING: Humor/PG-13/R? for language, lots of cursing
WARNINGS/SPOILERS: None
NOTES: I blame my fictives. *nod**nod*


M7G-512
(or: Why Gate Team 5 is No Longer Allowed To Write Their Own Mission Reports)

John stared at the mission report for a long while, caught somewhere between laughter and frustration. )
khriskin: (Default)
[personal profile] khriskin
TITLE: Night of the Buffalo-Things (and: Of Plotbunnies and Ulterior Motives)
LENGTH: 582 and 237
SUMMARY: When in doubt, blame the aliens.
PAIRINGS: There isn’t one, really, it’s all smut-that-didn’t-actually-happen-even-though-
it-sounds-like-it-did-when-you-put-it-that-way, but I suppose it counts as Rodney/Ronon.
MOOD/RATING: Humor/G
WARNINGS/SPOILERS: None
NOTES: This is a two-part answer to the challenge. The first is the actual response to the Mission Report... the second is a MuseFic about the reaction of the Writer to the Fictive who got her into this mess.

Night of the Buffalo-Things

John, Rodney and Ronon lounged around the table in the rec room, )


Of Plotbunnies and Ulterior Motives

So. The Writer regarded her new Ronon fictive thoughtfully. )
[identity profile] ismenetruth.livejournal.com
Mission Report Challenge entry: for [personal profile] devildoll's "Still the One." It was written for the bad!fic challenge and is a masterpiece of hilarity in its own right. Seriously, it's perfection. Read it. Now. Or this? Will just be stupid and confusing.

Title: Penny Loafers
Author: Ismene
Pairing: Very, very twisted McKay/Sheppard
Warnings: Oh, God, what crime isn't committed in the original? Read it first. All you need to know. Ever.

The only summary you need:


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