Continued Briefing

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Documentation Challenge
Rated G
Immediately post Siege III, I guess.

To: stackhouse.r
From: lorne.m
RE: Lunch conversation

Look, it's not nice to tease the new guys. First, DADT is still in effect, and second, the LtC has got to have better options than that - on at least three grounds. You're full of it.

To: lorne.m
From: stackhouse.r
RE: options

Whether or not it goes that far, the fact is that the LtC is the only one who actually enjoys his company. I'm just saying, he really is vital to our survival, and this might be the only way of keeping the rest of us from cutting our own throats by cutting his, you know?

To: stackhouse.r
From: lorne.m
RE: throats

Are you telling me GenH knows and approves???

To: lorne.m
From: stackhouse.r
RE: GenInfo

Dickhead, he's probably only just now finding out about it. No, it was our decision to back the LtC's play.

To: stackhouse.r
From: lorne.m
RE: play

The Marines. Right. What the hell did you do, throw them a bridal shower????

To: lorne.m
From: stackhouse.r
RE: shower

DADT, remember? Also, don't look, esp. at which doors people come out of. That's really all.

And you gotta admit, the guy has balls, no matter which way he's playing it. I couldn't do it.

To: stackhouse.r
From: lorne.m
RE: DADTDL

Okay, I got it. Sheesh, this place is weirder than SGC.