Continued Briefing

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Documentation Challenge
Rated G
Immediately post Siege III, I guess.

To: stackhouse.r
From: lorne.m
RE: Lunch conversation

Look, it's not nice to tease the new guys. First, DADT is still in effect, and second, the LtC has got to have better options than that - on at least three grounds. You're full of it.

To: lorne.m
From: stackhouse.r
RE: options

Whether or not it goes that far, the fact is that the LtC is the only one who actually enjoys his company. I'm just saying, he really is vital to our survival, and this might be the only way of keeping the rest of us from cutting our own throats by cutting his, you know?

To: stackhouse.r
From: lorne.m
RE: throats

Are you telling me GenH knows and approves???

To: lorne.m
From: stackhouse.r
RE: GenInfo

Dickhead, he's probably only just now finding out about it. No, it was our decision to back the LtC's play.

To: stackhouse.r
From: lorne.m
RE: play

The Marines. Right. What the hell did you do, throw them a bridal shower????

To: lorne.m
From: stackhouse.r
RE: shower

DADT, remember? Also, don't look, esp. at which doors people come out of. That's really all.

And you gotta admit, the guy has balls, no matter which way he's playing it. I couldn't do it.

To: stackhouse.r
From: lorne.m
RE: DADTDL

Okay, I got it. Sheesh, this place is weirder than SGC.

Comments

[hotspur18.livejournal.com]

Okay, I got it. Sheesh, this place is weirder than SGC.

And ain't it grand?

LOL what a marvellous giggle to get first thing in the morning!

:-) xx

[rokeon.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to visualize the bridal shower the Marines would show in preparation for the Big Gay Atlantean Wedding, and I think I have smoke coming out my ears.

Very funny.

[celli]

hee! The subject lines killed me.

[cynicalcylon.livejournal.com]

OMG that's fantastic!

[rasmizar.livejournal.com]

Heee, neat idea! *g*
"bridal shower"?! *rofl* Poor confused Lorne (but I think he adapts quickly to the weirdness...)

[(Anonymous)]

Liked it. But what's DADT again?

feedback

[suzy_queue]

Cute! Very fun. I love that DADT had to add a DL, too. *g* That one is bound to be a little tricker. LOL

[ellex42.livejournal.com]

LOL! I like the way the reader has to kind of read between the lines on this.

Also, needs put behind an LJ cut...

[paranoidangel]

That's quite funny. I do like Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Look

[ceitie.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Very cute.

[haphazardmethod.livejournal.com]

Cute idea. *g*

[sor-bet.livejournal.com]

Fun little fic, very well executed.

And I just wish it could be like this in rl -- soldiers who respect their superior officers so much that DADT is obsolete and pointless. There could be a new policy: Everyone knows, no one cares. EKNOC is much somewhat more catchy than DADT, right? :-D