The Unofficial Post-Mission Evaluation Form, by rokeon

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Title: The Unofficial Post-Mission Evaluation Form
Author: rokeon
Challenge: Documentation

1. Planetary Designation:

2. Overall, the mission went:
Well
Not so well

3. ZPMs found:
No
Yes

If response to no.3 was Yes, proceed directly to debriefing

4. The Wraith:
Did not appear
Tried to eat us

5. The local fauna was: (check all that apply)
Non-existent
Unobtrusive
Friendly
Attempting to mate
Aggressive
Hungry
Delicious
Venomous

6. The local flora was: (check all that apply)
Non-existent
Unobtrusive
Friendly
Attempting to mate
Aggressive
Hungry
Delicious
Poisonous
Citrus-like

If the planet was uninhabited, skip ahead to no.12

7. The natives were: (check all that apply)
Restless
Dead
Suffering
Welcoming
Noncommittal
Hostile

8. The team was: (check all that apply)
Greeted warmly
Met with suspicion
Met with violence
Offered gifts
Offered sexual favors
Asked to provide assistance

9. Any liquids consumed were: (check all that apply)
Unremarkable
Caffeinated
Alcoholic
Drugged

If you did not select Alcoholic, skip ahead to no.11

10. The booze was:
Terrible
Better than the stuff out of the botany department
Better than the stuff off the Daedalus
Better than the stuff the Elarins will only serve on winter solstice

11. Any ceremonies or rituals were: (check all that apply)
Enjoyable
Harmless
Embarrassing
Physically invasive
Painful
Not something the team will be discussing. Ever.

12. The most advanced technology in evidence was:
Pointy sticks
Pre-industrial

Industrial
Earth-like
Ancient leftovers
Really cool Ancient leftovers
Way better than anything we've got

13. Your recommendation for future mission planning:
Humanitarian aide should be offered
Potential allies or trading partners
Unpromising but unthreatening
Lock it out of the database
Send a nuke through, then lock it out of the database

       

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