Pure Bodies and Clean Hearts by Speranza (Virgin Challenge)

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Title: Pure Bodies and Clean Hearts (26k)
Author: Speranza
Pairing: McShep
Summary: John gets a do-over.

Thanks to shalott, giddy, and res for beta beyond the call of duty.

Comments

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Wait, are they going to get kicked out of the sacred forest now?

Oh man, Rodney, yeah, I didn't even think about that second thing, but eww. Damn. This was amazing per usual. Nifty idea too.

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

Wait, are they going to get kicked out of the sacred forest now?

YES. God, I did think about that!--I mean, I think they're gonna try to bluff it out, but I think it's very possible that this story has a terrible ending where John ends up pulling his P-90 and backing slowly to the jumper with Rodney behind him, because Rodney is SO not a strong swimmer! And Rodney would be kind of whimpering, "I was a virgin for 38 years, I'm not ready to go back!" and it would all get ugly. *g*

And yeah; I think that Rodney would be in a terrible sexual bind--too young for and rejected by college students, who are not going to have sex with someone of high-school age, and totally vulnerable to perverse faculty and older students. If I were Rodney, I'd develop a standoffish personality just to protect myself from pederasts!