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"Does Whatever a Spider Can" by Kellifer_fic
Title: Does Whatever A Spider Can
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kellifer_fic
Genre: Gen (crack)
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue!
Words: ~263
Summary: “Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday.”
“Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday.”
“Hm? Oh yes, quite,” John agreed, tilting his head towards Rodney.
“I didn’t even know they made something like that in his size.”
“It’s amazing what you can get on mail order.”
“I mean, I can’t look away. It’s mesmerising.”
“It certainly is something, but I haven’t quite figured out what yet.”
“I’m surprised no one has said anything to him yet.” At John’s look, Rodney chuckled. “Okay, not so much surprised as just amazed.”
“Do you know what got into him?”
Rodney chewed his knuckle, looking guilty until John poked him in the ribs. “Okay, he liked my superman t-shirt and I told him it was perfectly okay to wear around and I was never embarrassed.”
“Oh really? Where is it then?”
Rodney unzipped his jacket, took a moment to look around them, and then flashed it open briefly. John got a momentary glimpse of a red ‘S’ before it was covered again. “That’s hardly the same thing,” he cajoled and Rodney flushed.
“Fine, I’ll go tell him.” When Rodney made to stand, John put out a hand out and touched his elbow, arresting his movement.
“Wait, Heightmeyer has just come in. Ten bucks says she can’t resist asking him about it.”
“I’ll take that action, Sir.” Lorne dropped into a cafeteria chair just behind them.
“I thought you were on patrol, Major,” John threw over his shoulder and Lorne treated him to an impish grin.
“I got Fernandez to take over. I mean, c’mon! Miss out on Ronon walking around in a Spidey costume? Are you kidding me?”
Author:
kellifer_ficGenre: Gen (crack)
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue!
Words: ~263
Summary: “Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday.”
“Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday.”
“Hm? Oh yes, quite,” John agreed, tilting his head towards Rodney.
“I didn’t even know they made something like that in his size.”
“It’s amazing what you can get on mail order.”
“I mean, I can’t look away. It’s mesmerising.”
“It certainly is something, but I haven’t quite figured out what yet.”
“I’m surprised no one has said anything to him yet.” At John’s look, Rodney chuckled. “Okay, not so much surprised as just amazed.”
“Do you know what got into him?”
Rodney chewed his knuckle, looking guilty until John poked him in the ribs. “Okay, he liked my superman t-shirt and I told him it was perfectly okay to wear around and I was never embarrassed.”
“Oh really? Where is it then?”
Rodney unzipped his jacket, took a moment to look around them, and then flashed it open briefly. John got a momentary glimpse of a red ‘S’ before it was covered again. “That’s hardly the same thing,” he cajoled and Rodney flushed.
“Fine, I’ll go tell him.” When Rodney made to stand, John put out a hand out and touched his elbow, arresting his movement.
“Wait, Heightmeyer has just come in. Ten bucks says she can’t resist asking him about it.”
“I’ll take that action, Sir.” Lorne dropped into a cafeteria chair just behind them.
“I thought you were on patrol, Major,” John threw over his shoulder and Lorne treated him to an impish grin.
“I got Fernandez to take over. I mean, c’mon! Miss out on Ronon walking around in a Spidey costume? Are you kidding me?”
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Miss Ronon walking around in a Spidey costume?
And I'm sure it's just the sentence structure but I initially read that as Miss Ronon...aka fem!Ronon and the visual that I got made me grin all goofy like. *snickers*
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Fixing...
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(Anonymous) 2006-08-09 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)no subject
::uses Girl!Ronon from Ard icon::
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Seen Girl!Sheppard yet, too? ::shows off::
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LV
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“Hm? Oh yes, quite,” John agreed, tilting his head towards Rodney.
“I didn’t even know they made something like that in his size.”
“It’s amazing what you can get on mail order.”
“I mean, I can’t look away. It’s mesmerising.”
“It certainly is something, but I haven’t quite figured out what yet.”
Perfect! so so funny!
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