Fic: Better than Sex [Harlequin Challege] by Sethoz

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

Title: Better Than Sex - AKA - Evidence Rodney McKay Might Actually be a Woman

Characters/Pairing: Rodney
Rating: PG
Genre: General/Gen!P0rn/Tiny bit of Angst, blink and you'll miss it...
Notes: klo_the_hobbit was my beta. Spoilers up to Runner I guess... just that a certain charater has left, nothing major.Just something small and ficlety sized...

Summary: Some things are just better than sex...



Better Than Sex

Rodney snuggled deeper into the bed, drawing the covers around himself and arranging it to his own comfort. He had been looking forward to this all day and nothing was going to spoil this moment, not even Wraith. If the Wraith came, they were just going to have to wait, until he, Rodney McKay, was sated and ready to kick their asses back to whatever ridiculously named planet they came from.

Wanting to prolong the moment as long as possible, Rodney slowly stroked, letting only one of his fingers touch the shiny surface, relishing in the contact. He drank in the colours, the bright garish words that remained him of Earth – not home though – before tearing just the tiniest of rips, letting some of the rich and wonderful scent escape.

Moaning softly, he brought it up to his nose, wanting to maximise the intense smell that was flooding though his body and sending every nerve tingling. It had been so long, too long, since he had last had this and just the thought of what still lay in store, of what he was going to do in the next few minutes made him groan softly, his eyes rolling back slightly.

Patience had never been one of Rodney's strong points and he pulled more of the wonderful stuff free, letting part of it melt on his fingers, staining them a very light brown. The liquid pooled on the tips of his fingers and he lifted a hand to his mouth, letting his tongue flick out and taste. The brief sharp sensation sent a shudder down his spine even as he smiled, knowing that the scent was going to linger for days to come and afterwards, whenever he caught a whiff he was going to be instantly transported back to this time and place when nothing mattered.

Nothing but the bar of delicious chocolate that was softening in his hand. Giving a groan that sounded more at home in late night movies rather than in the chief scientist's room, he let the bar touch his lips, pressing it against them until the heat radiating from his mouth was able to melt enough of the chocolate to coat them.

It was the thinnest layer possible, barely covering the lips. His tongue poked out again, lingering against his lips, his eyes widening at the taste. It had been long, too long since he had last had some chocolate, all the way back before Peter, before Ford...

He shook his head, not noticing the way his hand shook as well, almost dropping the precious chocolate. He had loads of bars now, surely he could cram this one into his mouth, he had others he could linger over, drawing out every sensation he could. Hesitating slightly, he eyed the bar, sniffing the rich scent.

The Wraith were gone for now, but they would come back and there would be more losst.. he stuffed the chocolate into his mouth, ripping the wrapper away as he went, the taste overwhelming him. With a blissful sound he fell backwards, almost trembling, he was so lost in the feeling. Everything faded away slightly, all the problems becoming faint and insignificant.

Nothing mattered but this moment.

fin

Comments

[ellex42.livejournal.com]

*whimpers*

Now I need chocolate. I really, really need it. But I don't have any, and I don't want to get dressed, put shoes on and go out and get some.

*cries*

You are evil. Evil, I say!

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*purrs in an evil manner*

[duskyfox.livejournal.com]

oh god.
*runs out to find chocolate*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Rodney and chocolate... mmm... yummy...

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Nice Thoz. I have chocolate! HA! I thwarted your evil attempt to make me insane! Plus, I really want potato chips.

The story, however, was lovely. And a brillant dedication to the most wonderful of things!

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

... to make you insane? Is that even possible? I thought you already were ;) *g*

Potato chips are goood. I'm sure Rodney will have mant porny thoughts about those too.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Well....no, and right now we are listening to a childrens choir sing the Divinyl's I touch myself. Huh.

HIKGBUIBK! Salt!

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*blinks and backs away slowly*

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

*wins*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*withholds fic*

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

You were witholding it anyway.

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

But now I'm withholding it and squirting whipped cream on it... ;)

Actually it's next on my list, as soon as I finish my challenge fic... which is due in... today... eep....

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Oh fine. I love and worship you Thoz, you are a god among women and you made me a better person.

Sweet.

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*purrs*

*snuggles you*

I will add whipped cream, Rodney, John and an unsteady table to your fic... somehow one will be covered. Which one would you like covered?

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

John.

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

Then John it will be. *g*

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

*jumps on you*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

*works on fic*

It is now the morning of the sex... we'll getting closer...

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

What? To us having sex? *fixes hair*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*fixes her own hair* I was talking about John and Rodney having sex, but us having sex is a good idea too.

*loves your icon and iheartdarth*

[neth-dugan.livejournal.com]

.

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*beams*

[neth-dugan.livejournal.com]

*gets sunglasses*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*increases the wattage on her smile*

[neth-dugan.livejournal.com]

*looks for towel to cover eyes with*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*smile burns through towel*

[neth-dugan.livejournal.com]

Ummmm.... I could attempt hiding behind a black hole, but I'd get sucked in. Darn it... ooo, idea!


*runs off into TARDIS*

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*grumbles*

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

p0rny chocolate! No! I must succumb to your siren call! : munches on peanut butter kit kat: Mmm..chocolate..

Oh, yeah! Fic was cool, too! ^^

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

Bwhahahaha... *muches on Galaxy chocolate bar* It's not my call. And I'm sure Rodney is annoyed at how many people now want it. Less for him you see ;)

Thankies!

[severusslave.livejournal.com]

My lips tingle now.

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

Hee!

But do they tingle becasue of chocolate, Rodney or the thought of Rodney with chocolate?

[severusslave.livejournal.com]

They tingle because of Rodney's fondling/molesting/caressing/mouthfucking the chocolate in bed.
Oh my, I want to watch.

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

Mm, I think that last one best sums up what Rodney is doing to the chocolate.

And oh yes, I would love to watch that. I would pay to watch that!

[severusslave.livejournal.com]

...I'd even provide the chocolate out of my personal stash!

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

And I'd provide the McKay clone out of my personal stash.

[severusslave.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[scap3goat.livejournal.com]

I want chocolate. I still want crisps.
Hell... it's 4 o'clock in the morning and I have neither at home, nor can I get any.
You evil evil evil author...

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

Mmm... crisps...

*smirks and purrs loudly* I'm not evil. It's not my fault that Rodney looks like he should belong in a porn film when let loose with chocolate...

[rodney-sga.livejournal.com]

Ahhh I need chocolate! *searches everywhere*
Need chocolate!