Mission SNAFU Report 2(c), by Moonloon

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Mission SNAFU Report 2(c) - SNAFU Involving Non-Fatal Biological Irregularities

Edit: I couldn't help myself, I added a sample of the NU: fr33-K-z form too.

Comments

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I spent the day at work scribbling really stupid forms in my notebook while the boss wasn't looking. I scrapped an 'Impregnated by Alien Lifeform' form and a 'Death by Misfortune (Appendix 3a - Eaten)' form ;)

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

Now I want those forms, too! *is greedy*

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

and the NU:fr33Kz form, too!

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Heh, I think I'm going to very generously let someone else do them. The Impregnation was depressing, and the Eaten was nausea-inducing. As for the NU: fr33Kz... um.

No no no, I have other things I have to do tomorrow...

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Heh, so I did the fr33Kz form too: http://rivatar.com/aa/atlantis/fr33kz.htm

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

I have amazing PWRZ of MIND-CONTROL!! *happy dance*

You seem like just the victim to understand that Miko is not a meek little innocent, but actually started doing RPS doujinshi to relieve the stress of being cut off from Earth. And she's Japanese, so she totally abides by the Height Rule, and made Ford be Sheppard's uke and *cry*. And she made Zelenka be Rodney's uke and cry *a lot*.

And then Ronon arrived, and *everyone* was his uke.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Even though Rodney/John is my OTP, I can't help but see huge stonking great chunks of John/Ronon subtext lying about the place. Who goes on top though... no idea.

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

It depends on what John orders Ronon to do.*g* But from Miko's POV it's a no-brainer, because Tall Guy Tops is the Japanese rule.