Mission SNAFU Report 2(c), by Moonloon

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Mission SNAFU Report 2(c) - SNAFU Involving Non-Fatal Biological Irregularities

Edit: I couldn't help myself, I added a sample of the NU: fr33-K-z form too.

Comments

[panisdead.livejournal.com]

Tentacles = awesome!

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Yep, everything is better with tentacles!

[daydreamer.livejournal.com]

Oh man, excellent. I wish we had forms like this at my job.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Me too. All the forms I have to fill out at work are product upload forms, which are so boring I want to stab myself repeatedly in the head with a screwdriver by lunch time.

[looking4tarzan.livejournal.com]

Okay the first form was funny
The note made me fall off my chair giggling

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah tentacles!

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Rodney and John are having way too much fun with the tentacles to have the removed just yet.

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

Under "Infectious Agent" you forgot "Protist" (aka "single-celled animals" such as amoebic dysentery or malaria) and "Parasite" (e.g. liver fluke, Go'auld). Otherwise, you make me supremely happy -- I love tentaclefic.

[looking4tarzan.livejournal.com]

I know I post this on every darn tentacle fic comments but it HAS to be done


TENTACOO WAPE!

[chrissie-m.livejournal.com]

I was already loving the form (I really like challenge responses that do something out of the ordinary) but the note just made it perfect.

[copracat]

Transmogrification (Note: New species must also be catalogued using form NU: fr33Kz)

I snorted and tried - involuntarily - to swallow my tongue laughing. I'm not sure how that happened! That was fab.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

LOL! I should have known that, I used to be a biochemist, working in a parasitology lab. I think I shall go change that Unknown to Other.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

YAY! Another Ghastly fan. Sundays just aren't the same any more :(

[looking4tarzan.livejournal.com]

fan(Ghastly + sga) = Freddie's happy place
LMAO I missed the last few weeks...just going to catch up lol

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I spent the day at work scribbling really stupid forms in my notebook while the boss wasn't looking. I scrapped an 'Impregnated by Alien Lifeform' form and a 'Death by Misfortune (Appendix 3a - Eaten)' form ;)

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Whoops, sorry (except I'm not).

[sage]

*dies laughing*

that's fabulous. :D

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I have way too many little diagrams and sketched forms in my work notebook ;)

[danceswchopstck.livejournal.com]

This? Is COOL.
Thanks! :D

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Yay, normally I am the anti-cool.

[almightychrissy.livejournal.com]

You are so incredibly awesome. That killed me dead.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Heh, excellent feedback :) Thanks.

[an-kayoh.livejournal.com]

LOL! I just imagine Carson or Elizabeth finally resigning themselves to having to come up with the form. And then deciding that it doesn't need to be sent back to the SGC. They'll understand.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

And it just keeps growing and growing...

*in the distance* Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhh!
Carson: Oh God, what now? Wings?
Elizabeth: I suppose that qualifies as an extra limb.
Carson: And he's glowing. I don't have a box for glowing. How would you even word that?
Elizabeth: 'Previously unobserved phospherescence'?
Carson: You've got a real knack for this, haven't you?
Elizabeth: Thank you Carson, I call it 'The Fine Art of Bullshit'.

[an-kayoh.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should just write 'the making of' fic before it eats our brains.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

But I like eating brains!