Ficlet: Overheard (J.Flan twitter challenge)

Overheard by [livejournal.com profile] dogeared, [livejournal.com profile] pollitt, and [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
~ John/Rodney. Fragments of dialogue, wherein Rodney is "tech support", as recorded by twitter the jumper's internal flight recorder. Mr. Woolsey will never be the same.

Just touch it already! )

Fic: That Thing You Do (Drunken/Alcohol Challenge)

That Thing You Do by [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
~1300 words, John/Rodney, R (for swearing). Extremely silly drunken shennanigans and a thing to be taken care of. You know. A thing. With thanks to [livejournal.com profile] dogeared for all the things from which she saves me.

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The Seven Year Itch (Comfort Challenge)

The Seven Year Itch by [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
~ 1800 words, PG, John/Rodney.

John meets his medical nemesis; Rodney barely has enough scorn to go around. Audienced by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] siriaeve and beta'd by the delightful [livejournal.com profile] dogeared.

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Fic: Hope, Duty, Pride, Home (Family Challenge)

Hope, Duty, Pride, Home by [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
~2200 words, PG, the Team become parents (Teyla/Kanaan, Ronon/Jennifer, and John/Rodney). Beta'd, as ever, by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] dogeared. Teyla's baby's name borrowed from [livejournal.com profile] siriaeve's fic-to-be!

When her muscles gather strength, communicate the irrevocable urge to push the child within her out into the world, Teyla struggles at last, shakes her head . . .  )

Fic: Tale, Theorem, Promise, Plea (Family Challenge)

Tale, Theorem, Promise, Plea by [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
~2000 words, PG13, Gen. Four mothers, four children, two galaxies; a team. Audienced by [livejournal.com profile] siriaeve and beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] dogeared.

Aashan did not wish to be pregnant . . . )

Fic: A Whole World of Trouble (Dating Challenge, AU)

Fic: A Whole World of Trouble (Dating Challenge, AU)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine - I'm just playing in the sandbox
Summary: John Sheppard's a singer in the local honky-tonk; Rodney McKay's newly moved into town. Dating ensues! ~9000
A/N: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] dogeared and [livejournal.com profile] siriaeve for the indispensable beta; to [livejournal.com profile] girlnamedpixley and [livejournal.com profile] beej for the [inspirational] [art work]; to [livejournal.com profile] pavlovs_kitten for her wonderful [cover]; and to everyone who suggested a song! A soundtrack's available at my journal [here].

eta: Now with a sequel by [livejournal.com profile] argosy: [Little Things You Say and Do]

John Sheppard's favorite spot on earth is the Troub, a beaten up bar on the south side of town, just west of the spot where Highway 14 yanks Henderson out from its hiding place . . . )

Fic: The Arms of Another

Fic: The Arms of Another (Scars Challenge)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
Summary: Follows on (with permission!) from the end of [livejournal.com profile] trinityofone's Brothers in Arms. Read that first!
A/N: Trin's fic broke me, and I flailed and suggested all the ways Rodney might be able to help with John's situation. Bless her heart for letting me try, and [livejournal.com profile] siriaeve for beta-ing.

John's never quite understood how one man can endow such a small word with so much meaning, as if he's folded scorn in upon itself, increased its density, tinkered with its mass. )

Fic: Traturian Thaw (Sickness Challenge)

Title: Traturian Thaw (Sickness Challenge)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine – just playing in the sandbox
Summay: Winter + 'the old ways' = trouble. John could've told you so.
A/N: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] dogeared for the multiple, invaluable beta reads! ~4300 words.

'Hey, I'm just the grunt, right?' John said evenly. 'Tell them I'm protective. Not that bright. They'll understand.' )

Fic: A Little Off to the Side

Fic: A Little Off to the Side (Missing Persons Challenge)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: definitely not mine; I simply love the toys (boys?) in the sandbox
Summary: A different ending to The Tao of McKay. John, absence, presence, and peace.
A/N: thanks to [livejournal.com profile] dogeared who wrangles commas like no-one on earth. Spoilers for 3:14 The Tao of McKay and 3:12 Echoes. ~2300 words

You never look at me if you can help it . . . . not directly. Always a little off to the side . . . )
siria: (sga - mckay sheppard this is no secret)
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The Bitch-Slapping Tao of Rodney McKay, by Sheafrotherdon and Siriaeve (Missing Persons Challenge)

Fic: The Bitch-Slapping Tao of Rodney McKay
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] siriaeve and [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We own nothing, but yay sandbox!
Summary: If The Tao of Rodney had ended differently – this would have happened. Says us. Spoilers for 3:14 The Tao of Rodney (um, clearly).
A/N: With enormous thanks to [livejournal.com profile] akukorax who first suggested the possibility.

Rodney's back to talking a mile a minute, hands flying, and John's missed listening to that torrent of gestures and words... )

Fic: Comes Wisdom (Abandonment Challenge / Amnesty 2006)

Fic: Comes Wisdom (Abandonment Challenge / Amnesty 2006)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own nothing, but do enjoy playing in the sandbox
Summary: 'In our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God.' Aeschylus, Agamemnon (as quoted by Robert F. Kennedy). ~2700 words.
A/N: thanks to the insightful, comma-vigilent [livejournal.com profile] dogeared, whose advice about the ending was so beautifully on the mark.

John remembers nothing of how they got to this point – rough-hewn platform splintering beneath his knees; wrists bound; vision blurring from the pain at the base of his skull . . . )

Fic: 25c And A Gumball Too

Fic: 25c And A Gumball Too (Body Modification Challenge)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own nothing! Just playing in the sandbox.
Summary: John buys a little something for Rodney. (Spoilers for 3x11: Echoes) ~900 words
A/N: A dash of silly, in pretty much equal and opposite proportion to the angst of the last one.

The Daedalus arrived just before 6am with a hold full of fresh supplies – weapons, coffee beans, gut-rotting snacks, electronics, new uniforms, military-issue boots. )

Fic: Bound by Will

Fic: Bound by Will (Body Modification Challenge)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own nothing, save perhaps these PJs I'm in.
Summary: On PX8-839, scientists are valued above all other commodities.
A/N: Thanks to the lovely [livejournal.com profile] siriaeve for the beta. ~2300 words. (Now with art by [livejournal.com profile] melagan, and cover by [livejournal.com profile] aesc!)

By the time they cut Rodney down, John's so incoherent with anger he's dizzy with it, hears it like a dull thrum in his bones. )

Ficlet: A Whole New World

Ficlet: A Whole New World (Song and Dance challenge)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: G
Disclaimer: All 'dialogue' is from the song A Whole New World, as sung in the Disney movie, Aladdin. (Here, if you'd like to listen along.) I am merely the formatter. No copyright infringement is intended – just good, cracked out fun.
Summary: You mean you didn't get it from the disclaimer?
A/N: for [livejournal.com profile] siriaeve, whose childhood is now in ruins :D

2x02: THE INTRUDER: DELETED SCENE )

Drabblet: Potatoes and Carrots and Parsnips, Oh My [by Cate]

Drabblet: Potatoes and Carrots and Parnsips, Oh My (Bad Sex Challenge)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: R
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.
Summary: Rodney has awarded various parts of his anatomy with exceedingly curious names
A/N: I cannot believe I am posting this. It's SO SO [livejournal.com profile] siriaeve's fault. ~350 words

. . . almost there, oh god, find the potato . . . )

Crack!Fic: And Where are all the Gods? (by Cate)

Crack!Fic: And Where are all the Gods?
Author:[livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Challenge: Secret Superpowers
Characters: McKay, Sheppard
Rating: PG
Summary: On patrol at 2am, John inadvertently discovers Rodney indulging in the exercise of his superpower.
A/N: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] siriaeve for acting as a roving SG encyclopedia. And the song available for download right here may prove useful in fully visualizing the crack within.

John chewed the inside of his cheek, wondering exactly what repressed memory from the 80s was making him this uneasy at the prospect of confronting someone who'd play Bonnie Tyler by choice )