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badwolf36.livejournal.comTitle: Scripted
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
badwolf36
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: McShep
Word Count: 281
Summary: Shameless humorous PWP. Because the boys have way too much fun.
( Head for the love... )badwolf36.livejournal.com( Head for the love... )
rhian-morwenna.livejournal.comToo Much Information
Author: Rhiannon
Challenge: Bad Sex
Characters: the entire expedition
Pairings: Rodney/Elizabeth; Katie Brown/Chuck the Tech; John/Carson
Summary: Maybe “We Survived The Wraith Again” parties weren’t such a good idea, after all
Word Count: 870
Rating: R
Spoilers/Timeline: Season 2/3. Spoilers only if you consider the Wraith in general to be spoilers
Disclaimer: If I owned SGA, the series would be very different
Author's Notes: My porn Muse isn’t talking to me right now, so this is what happens – bad sex. Thanks to![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
lvs2read for being my guinea pig, er, beta reading this.
( Drinking and bad sex ahead )
Author: Rhiannon
Challenge: Bad Sex
Characters: the entire expedition
Pairings: Rodney/Elizabeth; Katie Brown/Chuck the Tech; John/Carson
Summary: Maybe “We Survived The Wraith Again” parties weren’t such a good idea, after all
Word Count: 870
Rating: R
Spoilers/Timeline: Season 2/3. Spoilers only if you consider the Wraith in general to be spoilers
Disclaimer: If I owned SGA, the series would be very different
Author's Notes: My porn Muse isn’t talking to me right now, so this is what happens – bad sex. Thanks to
lvs2read for being my guinea pig, er, beta reading this.( Drinking and bad sex ahead )sheafrotherdon.livejournal.comDrabblet: Potatoes and Carrots and Parnsips, Oh My (Bad Sex Challenge)
Author:sheafrotherdon
Rating: R
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.
Summary: Rodney has awarded various parts of his anatomy with exceedingly curious names
A/N: I cannot believe I am posting this. It's SO SOsiriaeve's fault. ~350 words
( . . . almost there, oh god, find the potato . . . )
Author:
sheafrotherdonRating: R
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.
Summary: Rodney has awarded various parts of his anatomy with exceedingly curious names
A/N: I cannot believe I am posting this. It's SO SO
siriaeve's fault. ~350 words( . . . almost there, oh god, find the potato . . . )tzi.livejournal.comTitle: Do I Know You From a Frat Mixer, or Another Galaxy?
Authors:tzi & zaganthi
Pairing: John/Rodney
Warnings: Underage drinking, underage sex. SGA Minus nineteen years or so with some age adjustment.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: No one there knew he was fourteen, which was the best part. Someone had guessed he was eighteen, and he'd let them think that he was that old, old enough to have probably been drinking the booze in his parents' cupboards.
Spoilers: If you don't know Rodney's a genius by now, where have you been?
Length: 4,739 words. -ish
( Do I Know You From a Frat Mixer, or Another Galaxy? )
Authors:
tzi & zaganthiPairing: John/Rodney
Warnings: Underage drinking, underage sex. SGA Minus nineteen years or so with some age adjustment.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: No one there knew he was fourteen, which was the best part. Someone had guessed he was eighteen, and he'd let them think that he was that old, old enough to have probably been drinking the booze in his parents' cupboards.
Spoilers: If you don't know Rodney's a genius by now, where have you been?
Length: 4,739 words. -ish
( Do I Know You From a Frat Mixer, or Another Galaxy? )Fic: Working Out the Kinks
Sep. 24th, 2006 03:58 pmcincodemaygirl.livejournal.comTitle: Working Out the Kinks
Author:cincodemaygirl
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Summary: The first time they tried having sex, it was so stupendously bad that they didn't even think about attempting it again for months.
Word count: ~1200
Notes: Many thanks to my clan of betas,jenna_thorn, vegetariansushi, and siegeofangels, as well as a few more folks who offered title suggestions and encouragement.
( Working Out the Kinks )
Author:
cincodemaygirlPairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Summary: The first time they tried having sex, it was so stupendously bad that they didn't even think about attempting it again for months.
Word count: ~1200
Notes: Many thanks to my clan of betas,
jenna_thorn, vegetariansushi, and siegeofangels, as well as a few more folks who offered title suggestions and encouragement.( Working Out the Kinks )seekergeek.livejournal.comtitle: Things You Just Don't Want to Hear at Breakfast
author: seekergeek
rating: PG-13 ish
characters/pairings: Cadman/Beckett, Katie Brown, Chuck the Technician
genre: humor
warnings: Very slight spoiler for 'The Return' and a reference to 'Duet'. Carson fans, look away. It ain't pretty.
disclaimer: SGA owned by someone who isn't me. No profit made here.
beta'd by: Me, Myself and I. Please inform me if any of these three have failed anywhere.
summary: "Worst. Sex. Ever." Laura growled as she stabbed a poor, defenseless sausage repeatedly with her fork.
author: seekergeek
rating: PG-13 ish
characters/pairings: Cadman/Beckett, Katie Brown, Chuck the Technician
genre: humor
warnings: Very slight spoiler for 'The Return' and a reference to 'Duet'. Carson fans, look away. It ain't pretty.
disclaimer: SGA owned by someone who isn't me. No profit made here.
beta'd by: Me, Myself and I. Please inform me if any of these three have failed anywhere.
summary: "Worst. Sex. Ever." Laura growled as she stabbed a poor, defenseless sausage repeatedly with her fork.
(no subject)
Sep. 24th, 2006 12:22 amcad27.livejournal.comTitle: Anthology of Pros
Author: Cad27
Summary: For once, someone agrees with Rodney: John is a big ol' space slut. As far as the nuns are concerned anyway.
Rating: Couldn't really be higher than a PG
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money being made out of this.
Notes: So I read the challenge and went "Sex bad! No cookie!" and then thought of nuns and was kind of horrified that this would be the way I introduce myself to this fandom (By the way, hi!). Currently unbetad apart from thedoublel27 casting a quick hand-holding eye over it. Written for the bad sex challenge obviously, and thanks to whom I learnt that apparently an anthology is the collective noun for prostitutes.
( Anthology )
Author: Cad27
Summary: For once, someone agrees with Rodney: John is a big ol' space slut. As far as the nuns are concerned anyway.
Rating: Couldn't really be higher than a PG
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money being made out of this.
Notes: So I read the challenge and went "Sex bad! No cookie!" and then thought of nuns and was kind of horrified that this would be the way I introduce myself to this fandom (By the way, hi!). Currently unbetad apart from the
doublel27 casting a quick hand-holding eye over it. Written for the bad sex challenge obviously, and thanks to whom I learnt that apparently an anthology is the collective noun for prostitutes. ( Anthology )(no subject)
Sep. 23rd, 2006 11:18 pmyolsaffbridge.livejournal.comTitle: Good Advice
Author:yolsaffbridge & laura_redcloud
Pairing: Ronon/Elizabeth(???!!!!), McKay/Sheppard implied
Rating: Um, pretty much PG.
Wordcount: 1360
Summary: "He asked me if I was dying," Elizabeth whispered hoarsely.
Notes: We are very, very, very sorry to introduce ourselves to the fandom in this way.
( Good Advice )
Author:
yolsaffbridge & laura_redcloudPairing: Ronon/Elizabeth(???!!!!), McKay/Sheppard implied
Rating: Um, pretty much PG.
Wordcount: 1360
Summary: "He asked me if I was dying," Elizabeth whispered hoarsely.
Notes: We are very, very, very sorry to introduce ourselves to the fandom in this way.
( Good Advice )tielanTitle: Just The Way It Goes (a.k.a. Five Sexual Experiences Not Often Recalled)
Author: Tielan
Summary: There's little things you hide, and little things you show... Good sex and bad sex. Sometimes it's a thin line.
Pairings: Ronon/other, John/other, Teyla/other, Elizabeth/other, Rodney/other
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money being made out of this.
Notes: For the![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
sga_flashfic 'Bad Sex' challenge in the manner of the "Five Things..." meme. I'm slightly nervous about this one since I've never written anything like it before and the topic is slightly out of my usual range. With grateful thanks to ladyjax and blacksquirrel for the betas.
ETA: Thanks toshusu for the advice on ordering the stories.
( John: Looking In The Mirror )
( Rodney: Aural Sex )
( Elizabeth: Handling Like A Man )
( Teyla: Scent Of Trine )
( Ronon: Tastes Of Disappointment )
Author: Tielan
Summary: There's little things you hide, and little things you show... Good sex and bad sex. Sometimes it's a thin line.
Pairings: Ronon/other, John/other, Teyla/other, Elizabeth/other, Rodney/other
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money being made out of this.
Notes: For the
sga_flashfic 'Bad Sex' challenge in the manner of the "Five Things..." meme. I'm slightly nervous about this one since I've never written anything like it before and the topic is slightly out of my usual range. With grateful thanks to ladyjax and blacksquirrel for the betas.ETA: Thanks to
shusu for the advice on ordering the stories.( John: Looking In The Mirror )( Rodney: Aural Sex )( Elizabeth: Handling Like A Man )( Teyla: Scent Of Trine )( Ronon: Tastes Of Disappointment )philote-auctor.livejournal.comTitle: The Root-Bound Purple People Eater
Author: Philote
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis does not belong to me. Not even a little bit.
AN: Written for the ‘bad sex’ challenge on sga_flashfic.
Summary: Between the hallucinogenic poisons and the botanical mating rituals, Lorne was beginning to think he should have stayed in the Milky Way.
( Read more... )
Author: Philote
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis does not belong to me. Not even a little bit.
AN: Written for the ‘bad sex’ challenge on sga_flashfic.
Summary: Between the hallucinogenic poisons and the botanical mating rituals, Lorne was beginning to think he should have stayed in the Milky Way.
( Read more... )velocitygrass.livejournal.comTitle: Why Rodney McKay Hated Bad Sex
Author:velocitygrass
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard (plus past McKay/OMC bad!sex)
Rating: Light R
Spoilers: up to The Siege Part 3
Wordcount: 1000 (exactly, and it wasn't even on purpose)
Summary: At that moment his life had flashed before his eyes, life as it could have been as a bisexual man.
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis doesn't belong to me. I only do this because I'm obsessed.
Notes: Thanks totriple7lies for going over this :)
( Rodney McKay hated bad sex. )
Author:
velocitygrassPairing: McKay/Sheppard (plus past McKay/OMC bad!sex)
Rating: Light R
Spoilers: up to The Siege Part 3
Wordcount: 1000 (exactly, and it wasn't even on purpose)
Summary: At that moment his life had flashed before his eyes, life as it could have been as a bisexual man.
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis doesn't belong to me. I only do this because I'm obsessed.
Notes: Thanks to
triple7lies for going over this :)( Rodney McKay hated bad sex. )whetherwoman.livejournal.comTitle: The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Aliens (And Ancient Devices And That Damn Athosian Hooch) Made Them Do It
Pairing: McShep
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Stumbling, drooling, clear green eyes and. Um. Tentacles.
Word count: Just over 5300.
Disclaimer: The Stargate universe and characters do not belong to me. The title does not belong to me, as it is a parody of a fabulous children's book. Even the cliches don't belong to me. It's basically just the dialogue. And the sex.
Thank youinthewall for cheerleading and beta. Feedback and criticism is very much appreciated, as I'm still trying to find my footing in the fanfic writing scene. Minor spoilers for Duet and season 2 casting, if there's someone out there who doesn't know Ronon exists.
( 'So, you and Sheppard,' Ronon says.
'What?' Rodney says. )
Pairing: McShep
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Stumbling, drooling, clear green eyes and. Um. Tentacles.
Word count: Just over 5300.
Disclaimer: The Stargate universe and characters do not belong to me. The title does not belong to me, as it is a parody of a fabulous children's book. Even the cliches don't belong to me. It's basically just the dialogue. And the sex.
Thank you
inthewall for cheerleading and beta. Feedback and criticism is very much appreciated, as I'm still trying to find my footing in the fanfic writing scene. Minor spoilers for Duet and season 2 casting, if there's someone out there who doesn't know Ronon exists.( 'So, you and Sheppard,' Ronon says.
'What?' Rodney says. )salsatiable.livejournal.comTitle: The Sexual History of Rodney McKay (or "How Not To Produce an Orgasm")
Author: Salsatiable
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Main Characters: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard
Rating: R
Summary: Post-coital talk and reminiscing, Rodney style.
Spoilers: none, not even if you squint.
Word Count: 1649
Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate Atlantis or any of it’s characters. I write merely for the love of it
A/N:Written for the "bad sex challenge" on sga_flashfic.
My thanks, as ever, to ferret_kitty for her encouragement, lightening-fast beta and her war with my often appalling grammar. All remaining bad things are entirely my own fault.
I was tempted to not post this and come back to it a few more times before posting it in a few days. However, I thought 'to hell with that, I'll only continue to twiddle with it until I'm sick to death of it.' Also, is it me or are the boards very quiet at the moment? Here's my attempt to entertain.
( “We have good sex.” )
Author: Salsatiable
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Main Characters: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard
Rating: R
Summary: Post-coital talk and reminiscing, Rodney style.
Spoilers: none, not even if you squint.
Word Count: 1649
Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate Atlantis or any of it’s characters. I write merely for the love of it
A/N:
sga_flashfic.ferret_kitty for her encouragement, lightening-fast beta and her war with my often appalling grammar. All remaining bad things are entirely my own fault.( “We have good sex.” )mckays-girl.livejournal.comTitle: Just What the Doctor Ordered
Author:mckays_girl
Beta:jo_zed_pee_em
Rating: NC-17
Words: 482
Summary: Rodney tries to help John get some rest after he's hurt on a mission.
A/N: Okay, so when I started writing this, it was supposed to be porn to cheer upjo_zed_pee_em after she had a bad day. Apparently, my muse had other ideas. All mistakes are mine.
( Just What the Doctor Ordered )
___
Author:
mckays_girlBeta:
jo_zed_pee_emRating: NC-17
Words: 482
Summary: Rodney tries to help John get some rest after he's hurt on a mission.
A/N: Okay, so when I started writing this, it was supposed to be porn to cheer up
jo_zed_pee_em after she had a bad day. Apparently, my muse had other ideas. All mistakes are mine.( Just What the Doctor Ordered )___
meret.livejournal.comTitle: Shopping Tip #4
Author: Meret
Genre: Humor, Slash
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine. Their uniforms would be much skimpier if they were. These characters are owned by MGM and the Sci Fi channel. No profit or copyright infringement is intended.
Thank you to my wonderful and speedy beta reader Kodiak Bear! :)
Author's Notes at the end.
( Read more... )
Author: Meret
Genre: Humor, Slash
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine. Their uniforms would be much skimpier if they were. These characters are owned by MGM and the Sci Fi channel. No profit or copyright infringement is intended.
Thank you to my wonderful and speedy beta reader Kodiak Bear! :)
Author's Notes at the end.
( Read more... )filenotch.livejournal.comTitle: Circumspect
Author: John Blonde,filenotch
Rating: PG
Pairing: None. John, Rodney, implied Rodney/other
Summary: Rodney is embarrassed. John doesn't laugh. (But it really is funny.)
Spoilers: Mild for McKay and Mrs. Miller. So mild you could even miss it.
Disclaimers: Standard. Don't own 'em, and ain't making money.
Thanks to the old Slash and Burn list, includingbritta54, z_rayne, and whitecrow2, with particular thanks to treewishes who told me why it didn't work and gave me the summary. If it still doesn't work, it's my fault.
( Circumspect )
Author: John Blonde,
filenotchRating: PG
Pairing: None. John, Rodney, implied Rodney/other
Summary: Rodney is embarrassed. John doesn't laugh. (But it really is funny.)
Spoilers: Mild for McKay and Mrs. Miller. So mild you could even miss it.
Disclaimers: Standard. Don't own 'em, and ain't making money.
Thanks to the old Slash and Burn list, including
britta54, z_rayne, and whitecrow2, with particular thanks to treewishes who told me why it didn't work and gave me the summary. If it still doesn't work, it's my fault.( Circumspect )
ADMIN: The Bad Sex Challenge
Sep. 11th, 2006 08:04 pmcesperanza.livejournal.commeret: How about a 'bad sex' challenge?cesperanza: OH, HELL YES.Today is Monday, September 11th; stories will be due Monday, September 25th at midnight eastern.
Edited to get
meret's name right--I'm so, so sorry!
