Blame:
helenish planted the seed for this with her post a few weeks ago asking why there weren’t more humorous Teyla/Rodney stories out there. Being one of about three people to write this pairing, I naturally took that as a challenge.
Credit: huge thanks to
alyse, who beta'd despite feeling crappy *bear hugs*
Warnings: The author would like it noted in the minutes that she was under the influence of foreign bodies during the writing this story (sadly not David Hewlett-shaped ones. I picture them more as small, green and angry-looking). No responsibility will be taken for bad jokes or shady humour.
'Frankly? I find the thought of McKay training up his own little clone army to be deeply, deeply disturbing.' In which Rodney is inept, Teyla beats on Sheppard, and Elizabeth gets a headache. A normal day in Atlantis, then. Set some time post-Intruder.
Emmagan/McKay, PG-13, ~4,000 words
All comments/criticisms welcomed.
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