Waste Not, Want Not by cat_77 [Skeevy Ancients Challenge]

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Title: Waste Not, Want Not
Author: cat_77
Genre: Mostly Gen, tiny bit of McShep if you squint the way I do.
Length: ~ 2150 words
Rating: PG-13 for language
Synopsis: The Ancients had contingency plans for this. [Skeevy Ancients Challenge]
Warnings: Possibility of crack, language, discussions of masturbation.
Author's Notes: Er, sorry? Also, takes place in Season 1.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, people with a lot of money do. I’m just borrowing them to play and making no profit from this.

Edit: To correct something...

( Waste Not, Want Not )

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Out of Sight by julietink (Skeevy Ancients challenge)

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Title: Out of Sight
Author: julietink
Rating: PG13 (hinted slash, mild sexual references)
Word count: 3,370
A/N: Written in a steaming hurry today to get in under the wire so hopefully it still hangs together OK; set vaguely S2.
Summary: "Rodney, relax. It's not a gun, and it doesn't work anyway."

( What he had not realised was how much, in a place with big windows and long corridors with good sightlines, people relied on visual cues to judge their privacy.  )