FIC: Mistaken Identity? by Dr. Dredd (documentation)

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Sorry guys, couldn't resist this one.


Title: Mistaken Identity?
Author: Dr. Dredd
Spoilers: None
Season: 2
Genre: Gen
Rated: PG
Words: 170
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis, characters, concept, etc, aren’t mine.

Summary: Colonel Caldwell's not happy about the rumors going around




MEMO

TO: Atlantis Expedition Members

FROM: Col. Steven Caldwell

RE: Chain of command

I would like to clear up a few misapprehensions regarding standard military procedure on this base of operations. John Sheppard is a lieutenant colonel whereas my rank is full colonel. I would appreciate being made aware of important events as they are happening. For instance, last week’s threatened mainframe erasure is something I should have known about. Dr. Kavenaugh’s exploding toilet, on the other hand, is not. Please rectify your reporting procedures in the future.

Secondly, I am well aware that rumor can spread very quickly in a small community like ours. I would like to put to rest one rumor that I know has been circulating. I am not now, nor have I ever been, an agent in the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please cease and desist from all speculation of this nature.

P.S. (Neither was Colonel Sumner.)