ADMIN: The, Er, Virgin Challenge (handsuptoprotectface!)

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Look, I just work here! I respond to the whims of the people! And see, Icarus--aka icarusancalion--has been giving me such pleasure with her ice skating AU, and she wrote me because she has this friend--and, see, so it's not her fault, or my fault, it's this friend's fault! I'm at least two degrees of separation away from fault, here I swear!

So anyway, um, I'm calling--on behalf of Icarus, on behalf of her friend--

"A Virgin challenge. Any characters, any interpretation of virgin, maybe some virgin sacrifice, or a virgin pilot on his first flight, maiden voyage, sailors are called 'virgins' if they haven't yet crossed the international dateline and there's a big hazing ritual involving whipped cream, garbage, and licking a cherry out of the navel of the fattest guy on board (no, I'm not kidding about that), virgin forest, extra virgin olive oil, okay, getting ahead of myself here..."

She also taunts us with the following sample snippet in which John basically wins 20 virgins in a poker match. Or near enough!

Uh, so you know, just go with it. Be creative. I'd say "try something new" but then you'd pelt me with rocks, probably. ; )

Pop your cherries by Tuesday May 23rd at midnight!