Fetish by Zoe Rayne (amnesty - 38 mins challenge)

[zoerayne]

Title: Fetish
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Rising 1
Challenge: sga_flashfic - Amnesty challenge (38 Minutes)

Summary: Most days he was at peace with his fetish.

A/N: Thanks to marythefan for the idea. Written on the instigation of the folks on #primenotprime.


Fetish
by Zoe Rayne

Rodney wasn't sure exactly what it was about a uniform that made it so sexy. It was more than just the crisp slide of the fabric under his fingers, he was sure, more than the sleek lines that melded form and function perfectly. Most days he didn't bother analyzing it at all; he just accepted that he'd forever be drawn to women (and, occasionally, men) in uniform.

Most days he was at peace with his fetish.

And then there were days like today, when his head turned--seemingly of its own volition--and his gaze followed the new flyboy's retreating backside. Days when it just didn't pay to get up in the morning. Because wasn't it just his luck that the new flyboy--who was all smoldering good looks and flirty smirks--not only had the Ancient gene, but had it in spades? It was adding insult to injury, that's what it was.

It was all the fault of the stupid uniform fetish, because Rodney absolutely did not like brunets, and besides, most military guys were more trouble than they were worth. Give him Lt. Col. Samantha Carter and the three Bs--blonde, breasts, and brilliant--any day.

Except that at the moment his dick seemed to be quite happy to consider the possibilities inherent in one Major John Sheppard. It was the jacket, it had to be; it looked shiny and stiff and Rodney could almost feel the rough texture crinkling under his fingers and sliding against his dick.

Rodney dragged his gaze away, heading for the supply closet before anyone could notice his body's betrayal. Staring was not smooth, was not cool, and was very likely to get his bloody remains dumped in the Antarctic snow. Once inside the small, crowded closet, he took several deep breaths, thinking about the least sexy things he could imagine: the frozen landscape outside, Kavanagh naked, a Goa'uld symbiote.

He'd almost managed to catch his breath, almost managed to get himself under control, when the door opened and Sheppard stepped through.

"Major," Rodney acknowledged, feeling a guilty flush heat his cheeks.

Sheppard closed in on him. "You," he said, his expression serious and intense, "were checking out my ass."

Yep, days when it just didn't pay to get up in the morning.

Rodney was already starting to shake his head when he realized that there was a notable lack of Sheppard's fist impacting his face or stomach or...well, anywhere vulnerable, in fact. Instead, Sheppard's hand moved down to cup Rodney's half-hard dick, palm sliding down with just enough pressure to make his hips thrust a little.

Sheppard grinned. "I thought so."

And while most military guys were more trouble than they were worth, this one seemed extremely good with his hands--duh, because pilot = dexterous--and maybe Rodney could forgive him for having the gene. Especially if he did that again, that thing with his thumb and a slight twist of his wrist that...oh. Oh, yes.

"Major." It was as much of a warning as Rodney could manage, but Sheppard got the message and cupped his free hand over Rodney's dick to minimize the mess.

"I think you can probably call me John," Sheppard said wryly, reaching for a package of paper towels that were destined for the latrines, and wiping his hands.

Rodney dropped to his knees, grinning at the surprise on Sheppard's face. "Actually," he said, undoing Sheppard's pants, "I think I'll stick with 'Major.'"

There were days when it didn't pay to get up in the morning. And then there were days he wouldn't miss for the world.

fait accompli

Disclaimer: Not mine. If they were...well, let's just say they wouldn't have much time for missions.

Comments

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

"Actually," he said, undoing Sheppard's pants, "I think I'll stick with 'Major.'"

Ha! That fetish would account for Rodney always using his title (even though they are shagging each other blind).

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

Hmm, everytime Rodney calls him Major, is that really sekrit code for tonight, I shall be nailing you?

[calijirl5150.livejournal.com]

Sheppard grinned. "I thought so."

Rodney dropped to his knees, grinning at the surprise on Sheppard's face. "Actually," he said, undoing Sheppard's pants, "I think I'll stick with 'Major.'"

ROTFLMAO - Great job

[zoerayne]

That fetish would account for Rodney always using his title

That fact was where the whole idea came from. *g* Glad you liked.

[zoerayne]

In my world, it is. Absolutely. *g*

[zoerayne]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

[burningchaos.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I love that. Now everytime I see the show and Rodney says Major....

[jic]

=D
*giggles*

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

I like that. I think I'll keep that bit of subtext in mind in the future...

[cerri44.livejournal.com]

now that's just what I needed to wake up...

thinking about the least sexy things he could imagine: the frozen landscape outside, Kavanagh naked, a Goa'uld symbiote.

that made me think of the little community some of my friends opened (because Ick is fun!) ---> kol_ka

again: thank you very much... now I will always giggle when Rodney says "Major"... cause I wasn't before....

[auburnnothenna.livejournal.com]

And here I thought he called him Major because anyone who heard him say 'John' would know he was doing him every chance they got.

I love the flirty smirks. Because they are

[cupidsbow.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's the good stuff! Thank you.

[laitaine]

Rodney dropped to his knees, grinning at the surprise on Sheppard's face. "Actually," he said, undoing Sheppard's pants, "I think I'll stick with 'Major.'"

Oh god. I'm not going to be able to watch this show again without smirking every time Rodney says Major. As if there wasn't enough subtext in there anyway....

This was great, I loved it.

[giddygeek.livejournal.com]

And while most military guys were more trouble than they were worth, this one seemed extremely good with his hands--duh, because pilot = dexterous--and maybe Rodney could forgive him for having the gene.

*snorts* Oh, Rodney. I like that idea--'you have the gene I want! To make up for it, you must give me sex!!1!' Can you imagine if the gene therapy hadn't taken?

Anyway, that was fun, thank you for sharing. I'm glad you did the challenge!

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

The perfect explanation for Rodney's use of 'Major.'

I love it when John takes the iniative. /g/

[tigs.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. This was very nice. And I'm having a sudden urge to go watch the eps, just to hear Rodney say 'Major' a whole lot. *g*

[darkseaglass.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, delicious.

[lovekeller.livejournal.com]

I love that idea - the title of "Major" has new hidden depths for me.

:loves::

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Oh, love it! Nothing like a little morning smut to start a hot, muggy day! :)

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

and maybe Rodney could forgive him for having the gene.
Hee. After this, I should think so. Nice.

[ltlj.livejournal.com]

Oh, this was very nice. Like everybody else, I loved the "major" thing.

[wickedwords.livejournal.com]

How fun! It's very cute.

[zoerayne]

Hee. My job here is done.

[zoerayne]

*g*

[zoerayne]

It's my job to pervert fandom and make them think smutty thoughts while watching the show. *g*