"Your words make my groin ache with excitement," he said. But Rodney could hear confusion in the beauty's voice.
"What is it that is bothering you, my soon-to-be-lover?" he asked emphatically.
"I have never felt this way before. My emotions are in turmoil. I professed my love to you so quickly, but now I remember that I have never been with a man before and I don't know what to expect."
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Date: 2005-09-11 08:30 pm (UTC)"Your words make my groin ache with excitement," he said. But Rodney could hear confusion in the beauty's voice.
"What is it that is bothering you, my soon-to-be-lover?" he asked emphatically.
"I have never felt this way before. My emotions are in turmoil. I professed my love to you so quickly, but now I remember that I have never been with a man before and I don't know what to expect."
Oh, badfic-mocking. How I love thee.