"Does Whatever a Spider Can" by Kellifer_fic

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Title: Does Whatever A Spider Can
Author: kellifer_fic
Genre: Gen (crack)
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue!
Words: ~263
Summary: “Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday.”

( Does Whatever A Spider Can )

Rodney's Ten Rules for Wielding a Secret Superpower. Version 2006.2 by audaxfemina

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Title: SuperMcKay, or Rodney's Ten Rules for Wielding a Secret Superpower. Version 2006.2
Author:audaxfemina
Word Count: I'm over. I'm sorry. I stopped counting after 1200.
Disclaimer: Not mine. I wish it were mine. I'd have money.
Pairing: pre-slash McShep
Rating: R, maybe... maybe PG13. I don't know. No naughty bits.
Summary: Okay, so they're not really rules. They're more like guidelines...
A/N: Italics are thoughts.

( With great power... )

Secret Superpowers by skeddy_kat (Secret Superpower Challenge)

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Title: Secret Superpowers
Author: skeddy_kat
Rating: G
Word Count: about 900
Summary: Rodney has a theory about some of the expedition members.
A/N: Thanks to Fledge for wonderful beta work. Superpowers are from Wikipedia.

( Secret Superpowers )

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Title: Her Power
Author: Anca poetryfiend
Challenge: Secret Superpower
Characters: Teyla, mention of team.
Summary: How could she tell her team that since she connected with the Wraith, every kill feels like mercy?
Word Count: 443
Genre: Character Study
Rating: PG-13 to be safe. No real warnings though.
Spoilers/Timeline: Mention of events in the Gift
Disclaimer: Don't own anything. If anyone wants to sell David Hewlett however, do get in touch.

( She has saved them again... )

 

Sense by purple_cube

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Title: Sense
Author: purple_cube
Characters: Teyla mainly, some Michael
Rating: PG
Summary: She tells them when she can sense the enemy
Notes: Spoilers for Season 3's Misbegotten.

( Sense )

McKay of Steel, Sheppard of Kleenex by Kat Reitz & tzigane [Secret Superpowers challenge]

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Title: McKay of Steel, Sheppard of Kleenex
Authors: tzi & zaganthi
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: Somewhere between R and NC-17, I'm guessing, but it's not exactly porn. There's a first time for everything! Obviously AU.
Summary: He really shouldn't have ever read that article. Rodney hated Larry Niven.
Spoilers: None that we know of. Really, it's remarkably silly ^_~
Length: 1,562 words.

( McKay of Steel, Sheppard of Kleenex )

Whatever Can Go Wrong by Sholio (Secret Superpowers challenge)

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Title: Whatever Can Go Wrong...
Author: Sholio, a.k.a. friendshipper
Characters: The whole team, plus Elizabeth and Zelenka, and even the SG-1 bunch in a cameo
Rating: Oh, about a PG or so
Summary: Elizabeth learns why it's never a good idea to leave geeks unattended for too long. Pretty much total crackfic.
Spoilers: None really
Length: ~3000 words

I had originally planned this as a much longer story, but started to see the writing on the wall -- there was just no way I could do the story I wanted in the time allotted to the challenge. So this is how it ended up. I may yet write the full version, wherein you see what happened in those missing two days ...

Incidentally, there is an actual superhero in the DC universe called Arm-Fall-Off Boy, whose power is exactly what you'd expect. As well as being perhaps the single greatest name ever coined for a superhero in the history of comics, it was also the original inspiration for this story.

( The scientists were being too quiet... )