Ask Me Something, by ameretrifle

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So I look at the most recent challenge and I'm all like, "Hey, I've got some half-finished stuff that actually fits into that. Sweet."

Title: Ask Me Something
Author: ameretrifle
Rating: PG
Summary: AU. Presumably. Whenever Meredith Rodney McKay began to believe that the CIA was fundamentally, utterly, incurably useless, he remembered the day they recruited him.
Spoilers: Not that I'm aware of.
Notes: Yep, kidfic. Well, maybe they had some weird ideas about espionage in that decade. ;)

( how it happened )

Romper Room by elementalv (kidfic challenge)

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Title: Romper Room
Author: elementalv
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Gen, Roughly 980 words.
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Summary: When the smoke clears — and it’s actual smoke, because the equipment in question is little more than a piece of shit that should have been recycled the last time this happened — all that’s left is a small, dark-haired boy draped in a man’s clothes.

~*~*~
( Romper Room )

Hello, Rodney! by rhymer23 (kidfic challenge)

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Title: Hello, Rodney!
Author: by Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Rating: PG-13 for the main story, but the optional ending (off-site) has some shocking double entendre
Spoilers: None
Words: 2800, plus pictures, educational activities, and optional alternative ending for the truly incorrigible.
Characters: Rodney, John, some of their little friends, and a baddy Wraith

Summary: Does Rodney look like a happy Rodney, or a sad Rodney? That's right, he looks like a sad Rodney. A grumpy Rodney. A not-very-happy-at-all Rodney. I wonder why he's such a sad Rodney. Let's find out, shall we?

Note: This story is so not what was intended by this challenge. This story is quite irredeemably wrong in every possible way. This is in the same vein as See John Run, my equally wrong "Shep whump for 3 year olds", though you don't need to have read that one first. The story is gen, but – yes, it gets worse! – for those entirely and utterly without shame, I even offer (off-site) an alternative slashy ending (John/Rodney). Yes, slash for 3 year olds*. I'm going to that special Hell, aren't I?

* Needless to say, this is quite definitely not really for children. Or grown-ups. Or anyone, really. Personally, I blame the people who encouraged me after the last one.

( This is Rodney. Say hello to Rodney, children. 'Hello, Rodney!' )