This One's For the Girls, by wintercreek (Skirt Challenge, Amnesty 2008)

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Title: This One's For the Girls
Author: wintercreek
Rating: R for sex
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, femmeslash
Spoilers: AU, so none
Word Count: About 2450
Notes: For the Skirt Challenge, written during Amnesty 2008. Neither I nor this fic have any affiliation with the real Alpha Tau Alpha, which is an agricultural education organization. Full disclosure: I was a sorority girl in college, and the Caution tape comes from a real incident. The rest of it is all fiction.
Summary: The one where they're sorority girls. Joan Sheppard learns to stop worrying and love the skirt.

( Joan Sheppard's not rushing. That's not how she rolls. )

A Wraith's Guide to Food and Nutrition, by rhymer23 (cake or death challenge, amnesty 2008)

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Title: A Wraith's Guide to Food and Nutrition
Author: Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Rating: PG
Words: c. 2500
Genre: Humour/crack. You have been warned.
Spoilers: Infection, sort of, though it's more spoilers for the very basic premise of the episode than for the actual plot.

Summary: In which the Wraith struggle with their diet, Sheppard and McKay struggle to play teacher, and everyone struggles with chocolate cake and other related evils.

( A Wraith's Guide to Food and Nutrition )