Thank you. This silliness inspired by the dorks who look at my ferrets and go "Can he bite me?" Duh! He has teeth. The question is "Will he bite me?" And the answer to that is, "How much do *I* like you?" :)
*rolls eyes at the dorks* It's also like the people who pick up cats when they're asleep and then go: 'Ow! He scratched me!' Yes, and forgive me for asking, but what would *you* do to someone who picked up off a nice comfy bed and spoke rubbish to you?
Come to think of it, why couldn't Rodney have snuck in his cat among one of the "LIVE ANIMAL" containers? Of course, then they would open up the containers in Atlantis to find one very smug, self-satisfied cat and a few less mice...
LOL! I didn't even think of that. I was thinking more along the lines of them not wanting to treat people who got exactly what they deserved for sticking their fingers in cages. :) But you're absolutely right. Everyone goes all pissy when they get annoyed with people being dumb. And no one can bring the snark like Carson. :)
That's so funny, I laughed out loud. I do like the bit in brackets about what to do if you have Septicemic Bubonic Plague. And that a perforated finger leads to a perforated arse :)
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Date: 2006-02-09 12:06 am (UTC)*ahem*
Fantastic. Thank you!
:-) xx
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Date: 2006-02-09 12:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-09 12:17 am (UTC):-) xx
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Date: 2006-02-09 12:07 am (UTC)Come to think of it, why couldn't Rodney have snuck in his cat among one of the "LIVE ANIMAL" containers? Of course, then they would open up the containers in Atlantis to find one very smug, self-satisfied cat and a few less mice...
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Date: 2006-02-09 12:11 am (UTC)Glad you liked my silliness. :)
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Date: 2006-02-09 12:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-09 12:23 am (UTC)Followed rapidly by, "Oh shit! That hurt!"
:) :) :)
Glad I amused. :)
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Date: 2006-02-09 12:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-09 12:24 am (UTC)Glad you liked it.
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Date: 2006-02-09 12:46 am (UTC)I love how everyone becomes Rodney-ish when it's their stuff people fuck up.
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Date: 2006-02-09 11:09 pm (UTC)I'm glad I made you laugh out loud. Eveyone should laugh out loud at least once a day. :)
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Date: 2006-02-09 09:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-09 11:11 pm (UTC)And your icon kills me. :)
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Date: 2006-02-10 12:14 am (UTC)And Rodney knows it, too :-)
And the icon? This line *screamed* for it and I'm so happy I found this one.
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