What is that? by Pentapus
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sga_flashficTitle: What is that?
Author: Pentapus
Notes: Very, very silly. I wasn’t going to write anything for the Virgin Challenge since it seemed to have a lot to do with sex and -- well. Then it occurred to me that, really, any smut scene by me qualified!
Words: < 250
John stepped slowly out of the puddle of pants and boxers at his feet before reaching for Rodney--
"Wait -- Colonel -- with all due respect, what is that?" Rodney said, leaning away, horrified.
"Er," John hesitated, hands hovering at the waistline of Rodney’s uniform. "A penis?"
Rodney squinted at John's groin in a rather unflattering way. "Yes -- Hm. Could you describe it for me?"
John craned his neck to peer down past his belly, feeling the beginnings of a headache. "Actually... I'm not really sure. Also, I think it's supposed to be erect."
"Oh god, they really do that?"
"It may even swell with blood," John added, with vague, terror-stricken flashes of the last two weeks of fifth grade and private question sessions with Mrs. Gould and the birth video. “You’re supposed to… uh… suck on it. I’d prefer not a lot of teeth involved--”
“Are you kidding? I’m not putting that in my mouth. What if there’s lemon?”
John stared. “I really don’t think -- er, I think--” He tried again for Rodney’s pants, but Rodney was looking faint so John retrieved his own pants, holding them self-consciously in front of his possibly existent male appendage, and said, "Or we could get pudding?"
"Yes -- yes, please," Rodney blurted, and threw his arms around John in gratitude, warm body flush against his, which might have felt good in the friction/pressure sense somewhere around the mid-front region; John wasn't sure.
He shrugged, Rodney's arms heavy on his shoulders. But hey, pudding.
*there totally used to be an Inuyasha joke in here because Tessaiga is my basic cock template, but I figured anime trivia was not required.
Author: Pentapus
Notes: Very, very silly. I wasn’t going to write anything for the Virgin Challenge since it seemed to have a lot to do with sex and -- well. Then it occurred to me that, really, any smut scene by me qualified!
Words: < 250
John stepped slowly out of the puddle of pants and boxers at his feet before reaching for Rodney--
"Wait -- Colonel -- with all due respect, what is that?" Rodney said, leaning away, horrified.
"Er," John hesitated, hands hovering at the waistline of Rodney’s uniform. "A penis?"
Rodney squinted at John's groin in a rather unflattering way. "Yes -- Hm. Could you describe it for me?"
John craned his neck to peer down past his belly, feeling the beginnings of a headache. "Actually... I'm not really sure. Also, I think it's supposed to be erect."
"Oh god, they really do that?"
"It may even swell with blood," John added, with vague, terror-stricken flashes of the last two weeks of fifth grade and private question sessions with Mrs. Gould and the birth video. “You’re supposed to… uh… suck on it. I’d prefer not a lot of teeth involved--”
“Are you kidding? I’m not putting that in my mouth. What if there’s lemon?”
John stared. “I really don’t think -- er, I think--” He tried again for Rodney’s pants, but Rodney was looking faint so John retrieved his own pants, holding them self-consciously in front of his possibly existent male appendage, and said, "Or we could get pudding?"
"Yes -- yes, please," Rodney blurted, and threw his arms around John in gratitude, warm body flush against his, which might have felt good in the friction/pressure sense somewhere around the mid-front region; John wasn't sure.
He shrugged, Rodney's arms heavy on his shoulders. But hey, pudding.
*there totally used to be an Inuyasha joke in here because Tessaiga is my basic cock template, but I figured anime trivia was not required.
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Date: 2006-05-22 05:53 pm (UTC)"What if there’s lemon?"
BEST CONTEXT THAT'S BEEN USED IN EVARR.
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Date: 2006-05-23 05:52 pm (UTC)