Stargate Atlantis Flashfiction

I saw one at the very beginning of this challenge that was a series of check boxes. 'Twas very funny.

I was thinking that John's pre-written reports are something like this:

Departed for _________ at _____AST. We arrived during the local ________ and proceeded to walk ____km to the village from the Gate.

*shakes head* I could turn this into another mission report...